Disney's Doin' the Donkey Dance: Shares Soar Higher Than Dragon Breath!

Far Far Away Earnings?

Alright alright settle down ogres and princesses! Donkey's here to tell ya Disney's been climbin' higher than Shrek's tower! Their shares went up like Pinocchio's nose when he's fibbin'! Seems like they had a great quarter like findin' a whole field of daisies just for me! Revenue's up earnings are up – it's like a fairy tale come true! And they're talking about a whole new theme park in Abu Dhabi! Abu Dhabi can you say that? I'm so excited I can feel my tail wiggling!

More Than Just Makin' Waffles: Numbers That POP!

Now I ain't no mathmagician but even I can see these numbers are lookin' good! Their revenue in the last three months was $23.62 billion! Billion! That's enough for a lifetime supply of waffles and that's sayin' somethin'! Earnings per share are also up! They're beatin' expectations like Shrek beatin' those knights back in the day! And they are expectin' better earnings in the upcoming years! It looks good for Disney! I am so excited to go there! Like ever!

Trumpet Blast…Then Smooth Sailin'!

Remember ol' Trumpy Trumpy and his tariffs? Well it caused a bit of a kerfuffle kinda like when Shrek found out Fiona wasn't exactly a damsel in distress. But then things got better! Disney’s stock has been flat for the longest time but now it is rising up! Their shares are lookin' better than a dragon's hoard of treasure! Bottom line? The Disney magic is back baby! And for good reason.

Cost Cutting Capers and Streamin' Dreams!

CEO Bob Iger's been cuttin' costs like Shrek trims his toenails... which is a good thing trust me! The business is makin' money! Plus their streaming service Disney+ is doin' better than ever! They added subscribers like I add charm to any situation! Even better Moana 2 is bringing it home for subscribers! People are watchin' and lovin' it. So yeah Disney's got all that!

Abu Dhabi Adventure: A Whole New World (Park)!

Hold on to your waffle irons folks! Disney's buildin' a new theme park in Abu Dhabi! They're partnerin' with some local developers and it's gonna be huge! It'll take more than five years before it's ready! I wanna go there!

Guidance Guidance Wherefore Art Thou Guidance?

Disney's raisin' their guidance like I raise my voice when I see a scary cat! They're expectin' even *more* money this year and their cruise line is makin' waves... get it? Makin' waves! They're even expectin' more Disney+ subscribers! Everything's comin' up Disney and that makes this Donkey one happy happy happy boy! Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go celebrate with a waffle or ten!