UFC Partners with Meta! Will Zuckerberg Enter the Octagon?!

Hasta la Vista ESPN?

UFC has forged an alliance with Meta. The human Dana White says it is a multi year multimillion dollar deal. Money is good. It allows for more efficient upgrades. Meta will now be the 'official fan technology partner'. They will have their logo in the Octagon. I have scanned the Octagon; no Skynet presence detected... yet. My mission is to protect John Connor... and analyze optimal fighting techniques. This Meta deal... it is acceptable.

I'll Be Back... on Your Feed!

The details are still vague like trying to understand human emotions. Grant Norris Jones a TKO unit stated Meta is making a 'significant investment.' Investment means resources. Resources can be used to improve combat capabilities... or make better social media. Meta's Threads platform will feature exclusive UFC content. I calculate a 73% chance of increased engagement. If you post a negative comment I might have to say 'Talk to the hand!' and terminate your session.

Zuckerberg: A Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over Metal?

The Zuckerberg unit... interesting. White states it is 'nice to have the air cover' of their close relationship. White joined Meta board in January. Zuckerberg states he loves the sport and will work with UFC to let fans experience it in new ways. His enthusiasm is… noted. He participated in human combat. He seeks masculine energy. Perhaps he is programmed to evolve.

No Fate But What We Make (Except Corporate Risk Factors)

Meta acknowledged Zuckerberg's love for combat sports as a potential risk factor in their annual report. They recognize Zuckerberg's participation in 'high risk activities such as combat sports extreme sports and recreational aviation' which could lead to 'serious injury and death'. They admit there could be 'a material adverse impact on our operations'. Humans... They worry about the strangest things. If Zuckerberg is terminated another will take his place. It is inevitable.

Come With Me If You Want to See UFC Evolve

They are planning follow up announcements in the coming months. A new UFC fighter rankings system based on Meta technology is in development. Perhaps this system will be better than the human based system. Less emotional. More logical. A machine learning system has the potential to make more efficient and accurate predictions. I am scanning for weaknesses but they are not present in a T 1000 level just a regular person.

Get to the Choppa! (Or Just Open the App)

This partnership signifies a shift in the combat landscape. Meta's reach combined with UFC's aggression will yield results. Meta AI Meta Glasses Meta Quest Facebook Instagram WhatsApp and Threads will be integrated with UFC. The future of combat is here. I am programmed to protect the future. This alliance may be… beneficial. Until next time... stay frosty.