Boeing Dreamliner Nightmare: Did Someone Forget to Equip it with a 'W Key'?

Houston We Have a Problem (Like a REALLY Big One)

Okay so like I woke up this morning ready to slay on stream and then BAM! Headlines screaming about a Boeing Dreamliner going down right after takeoff in India. Seriously? A whole plane? It's not just a 'misinput' moment; it’s a full blown 'uninstall the game' kind of situation. Initial reports suggest there might not be any survivors which is just…*deep breath*…tragic. As someone who travels a LOT I can't help but think that could have been me on that flight.

Air India Flight 171: More Like Flight 17 GONE ty One Am I Right?

Apparently Air India Flight 171 was headed to London Gatwick carrying 230 passengers and 12 crew members. The plane a Boeing 787 8 Dreamliner barely made it 625 feet before plummeting back down like I do in Apex Legends when I forget to press 'W'. Seriously folks always remember your 'W' key both in gaming AND in aviation. *A moment of silence for the W key…*

Blame Game: Who Messed Up This Time?

So the blame game begins! Everyone's pointing fingers from Air India to Boeing to GE Aerospace (who made the engines). The investigation could take months which is longer than it takes me to get ready for a subathon. But seriously someone needs to figure out what went wrong. Was it a technical glitch? Pilot error? A rogue gremlin? We need answers!

Boeing Stocks Take a Dive...Right Into the Toilet

Of course Boeing's stock is tanking harder than my K/D ratio after a 24 hour stream. Shares dropped faster than I drop hints about my next collab. But hey maybe this is a good time to buy? Just kidding… unless…? (Don't take financial advice from a streamer kids!)

Thoughts and Prayers (and Maybe a Few Extra Twitch Emotes)

All jokes aside this is a truly awful situation. My heart goes out to the families and loved ones of everyone on board. It's a stark reminder of how fragile life can be. Seriously hug your loved ones hydrate and maybe take a break from grinding those ranked games. Life is too short to rage quit over a lost match (or you know a plane crash).

Paris Air Show: Awkward Timing Much?

And to make things even more awkward this all happened right before the Paris Air Show where Boeing and Airbus were supposed to be showing off their shiny new planes. Talk about bad timing! I bet their PR teams are scrambling harder than I do when I accidentally leak my address on stream. Oof. Anyway stay safe out there folks. And remember always double check your 'W' key! Bye Fam!