Believe It! Walmart's Drones Are Bringing Ramen and Toilet Paper to Your Doorstep!

Rasengan Speed Deliveries!

Hey it's Naruto Uzumaki here reporting for duty! Turns out even Hokages need their groceries and Walmart is bringing the goods with DRONES! Dattebayo! They're expanding their drone delivery service to more states like Georgia North Carolina and Texas. Can you believe it? Now getting my hands on that limited edition ramen will be faster than Kakashi sensei reading his uh *ahem* 'Make Out Paradise' books! Now I can get my goods while working on my ninja way. This is the best thing since Ichiraku ramen opened a new location!

Six Miles? That's Like a Ninja's Morning Jog!

This Wing company that flies the drones? They got a six mile range from stores. Six miles! I could sprint that in like ten minutes flat! But hey if you're not as awesome as me a drone is a pretty sweet deal. Just imagine you're chilling at home suddenly need some BBQ buns for a party BOOM! Drone delivery! Kakashi sensei would definitely use this that lazy bum. I bet he'd order his 'Make Out Paradise' books too if he could.

Rival Rumble: Walmart vs. Amazon!

So it seems Walmart is trying to one up Amazon huh? It's like the new Sasuke versus Naruto rivalry but with boxes and drones! Walmart's been using all their stores to get stuff delivered super fast. They even have a service that puts stuff IN YOUR FRIDGE! That's kinda creepy but also kinda awesome. Maybe they'll deliver my ramen directly into my bowl next time! Imagine no need for a ninja to use their Jutsu in the kitchen!

Essential Ninja Supplies (and Hamburger Buns)

Greg Cathey from Walmart says people usually order urgent stuff like hamburger buns eggs and medicine. But let's be real the *real* essential is instant ramen. I'm talking about the good stuff not that sad bland stuff you find in the back of the cupboard. I can use this drone service to get my supplies for my next mission. A ninja's gotta eat right? And now they can do it faster even when I am away on missions!

Oops! Speed Bumps on the Delivery Road

Okay so there were some problems with the drone deliveries before. Like they tried to expand a while back but it didn't really stick. And Amazon's been having trouble with their drones too! Maybe they need a little Naruto style motivation! Believe it! Don't give up Amazon and Walmart! You can be the best drone delivery services just like I'm gonna be the best Hokage!

The Future is Now (and It Flies!)

So Walmart's got these drone partnerships with a bunch of companies but they aren't saying how much they're making. And they're testing out drone deliveries in the Walmart app! Who knows what the future holds? Maybe we'll have flying ramen shops delivering directly to our faces! One can only dream Dattebayo! All jokes aside this is the future of retail!