Shiver Me Timbers! Airplane Mechanic Shortage?! Looks Like Chopper Needs a Hand!

Meat on the Bone: What's Cookin'?

Oi everyone! Luffy here! I heard some noisy birds talkin' 'bout how there aren't enough people who can fix airplanes! Airplanes! Those things that fly super high... almost as high as when Usopp shoots me with his pop greens! Apparently old timers are hangin' up their wrenches and nobody's takin' their place! That means less tasty food can be delivered by air to me and less adventures that's serious trouble like being stuck on a desert island with no meat! It's a bigger problem than running out of meat mid battle!

The Grand Retirement: Gomu Gomu No... Goodbye?

So these airplane fixer uppers they're gettin' old! Like REALLY old! Some are even older than Brook! *Skull Joke!* The article said a whole bunch of them are gonna retire soon. Who's gonna make sure my plane to adventure is still working? I need to make sure Chopper gets some medical textbooks in flight! Sanji doesn't know how to fix a plane! Can you imagine if the Sunny couldn't sail just because nobody knew how to fix it?! That would be a disaster!

Covid's Great Escape: They Flew The Coop!

Apparently some virus hit and everyone panicked! The airplane companies were like "Argh gotta save money!" and sent some of their best workers packing! That's like throwing away perfectly good meat just 'cause it's Tuesday! Bad move! Now they're all "Oh no where did everyone go?!" Well duh! You can't just get rid of your crew when things get tough! What kind of captain does that?!

Belly Full of Money: Ka Ching!

But hey here's some good news! These airplane fixer uppers can make a lot of Beli! Enough to buy a mountain of meat maybe even a whole island of it! The article said they can make like $80,000 to $90,000 a year at GE in Lafayette and potentially 130,000 in 9 years at American Airlines! That's enough to keep me fed for... well maybe a week. Still not bad! Maybe I should learn to fix planes instead of just breakin' 'em!

Young Blood Ahoy!: The Next Generation!

Some smart cookies are figuring out that going to school just to fix airplanes can be a real treasure! They're even skipping regular college to get right to the good stuff! There's this kid named Sam who is as pumped up as me to fix planes! That's the spirit! Maybe I'll recruit him for my crew! We could use someone who knows more about machines than Franky... sometimes. The world is waiting for airplane mechanics as eager as I am for the next meal!

The Rubber Future: Setting Sail!

So the world needs more airplane mechanics! It's a job that keeps people safe and pays a mountain of Beli! Plus you get to work with cool machines and keep the skies full of adventures! Who knows maybe someday I'll be flyin' around the world in a super powered meat fueled airplane! Shishishi! Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go find some food. Fixing airplanes makes me hungry!