Meat on the Bone... Or Just Metal?
Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting LIVE from... well not the factory but I heard some crazy stuff! Apparently this geezer named Trump slapped some BIG tariffs on cars! Tariffs? Sounds like a new type of meat but Zoro says it's more like…taxes? Ugh boring! But it makes Stellantis the car people really angry!
Stellantis's Gomu Gomu No Production Halt!
These Stellantis folks they're like 'Gomu Gomu no... PRODUCTION STOP!' They're closing down factories in Canada and Mexico because of these tariffs. TWO WEEKS in Canada and a WHOLE MONTH in Mexico! That's like missing a whole barrel of meat! And get this – people are losing their jobs! That's even worse than running out of meat! No meat for them!
900 Nakama Down!?
A whole bunch of workers – like 900 in America and 4,500 in Canada! – are getting the boot. That’s a whole island’s worth of people! And it's all because some old man decided to mess with car prices. It’s like Buggy the Clown running the world economy. Sheesh!
Filosa's on a Treasure Hunt for a New CEO!
Some dude named Antonio Filosa is saying it's all about 'uncertainty' and blah blah blah... He's like a treasure hunter trying to find a new CEO and also figuring out how to not lose all the cars! He says they're talking to all sorts of important people... maybe they should talk to a rubber pirate? I've got ideas!
Ford's Weird Meat Discount!
Then there's Ford. They're giving everyone a discount! It's like free meat at Sanji's restaurant! But wait it excludes the big juicy stuff like the Raptor and Super Duty trucks. What kind of deal is that?! That's like Nami offering belly rubs but charging for it! Totally sus.
GM's Getting Bigger!
And GM! They're building MORE trucks! It's like they're eating all the meat while everyone else is starving! They're just gonna keep making those Silverados and Sierras. It seems as if they're gonna become the next Pirate King! SHISHISHISHI!
Stellantis Trump Tariffs Auto Industry Production Halt Canada Mexico Layoffs Ford Discount GM Truck Production Car Sales
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angelrokan
This is worse than running out of meat on a voyage!
258852
Can we just steal all the cars and give them away?
imarcpon
I bet Zoro is confused by all this talk.
hanzo001
Next adventure: Saving the car factories!
SorayaZ
I wish I had Sanji's cooking right now.