SHISHISHI! Novo Nordisk's Captain Steps Down! Can They Still Find the One Piece?

Gomu Gomu No... CEO Change?!

Hey it's Luffy! The meat loving pirate! I heard some big news from the Grand Line of… uh… pharmaceuticals! Apparently Novo Nordisk the guys behind Wegovy are changing captains! Their CEO that Lars fella is stepping down. SHISHISHI! Sounds like a big adventure is about to start right? It's like when I decided to become King of the Pirates! Except instead of finding treasure they're trying to find the best way to sell… medicine? Weird.

Meat vs. Veggies: The Drug Wars!

So this Eli Lilly company is like… the Blackbeard of weight loss drugs! They came in later with their Zepbound stuff and everyone's saying they're gonna win the race! That's like saying someone's gonna steal my treasure! NO WAY! But seriously the article says this whole market could be worth a mountain of Berries (that's pirate money by the way)! Sounds like a buffet I wanna raid! Although Robin keeps telling me to eat more vegetables…

Next CEO's Gotta Be a Gear Fourth Kind of Guy!

This new CEO needs to be strong! Like Gear Fourth strong! They gotta figure out how to catch up to Eli Lilly beat back other companies trying to steal their thunder and even deal with… *shudders*… government stuff! Taxes and tariffs and things Sanji keeps complaining about when we're running low on meat! Sounds like a real headache! Maybe Chopper can give 'em some medicine… if he can figure out what's wrong!

The Stock Market? Sounds Like a Sea King's Belly!

Apparently Novo Nordisk was the strongest in Europe but now its shares have been plunged! That means their treasure is disappearing! The stock market sounds scary! One minute you're on top of the world the next you're getting swallowed whole by a giant Sea King! I'd rather fight a Kraken than deal with all that nonsense. Good thing I have Nami to handle our ship's finances... even though she charges me for every grain of rice!

New Tricks Up Their Sleeves? Maybe Some Gum Gum Fruit?

Now they're talking about new drugs and ways to fight back! Sounds like they're planning a big strategy meeting! I hope they have snacks! Maybe they'll invent a gum gum fruit version of weight loss medicine! Imagine stretching away all your extra weight! SHISHISHI! I'd be unstoppable! But then I'd probably just stretch my stomach even bigger so I could eat more meat…

A Pirate's Gotta Adapt!

Even though the old captain is gone they say the plan is the same. But some people think they need to change things up! It's like when we had to figure out how to get to Skypiea! We couldn't just sail straight up! We needed a plan! So Novo Nordisk needs a new plan too or they'll end up lost at sea! Just like Zoro… SHISHISHI! Either way I'm hungry! Let's get some meat!