SHISHISHI! Carnival's Treasure Cruise Nets HUGE Haul!

Meat! I Mean Money! Overflowing!

Oi everyone! Luffy here reporting live from… well not the Grand Line but close enough! It seems Carnival those guys with the giant floating islands found a whole barrel of treasure! They said their 'adjusted earnings' or something went up! Sounds complicated but all I heard was 'MORE MEAT!' They earned 35 cents per share beating those analyst guys (whoever they are). Shishishi! Good for them! More importantly that means more parties on those ships right? Sanji get ready to cook!

Gomu Gomu No… Gigantic Gains!

Turns out they made a mountain of berries! Like $6.3 billion worth! Zoro would get lost counting that much! And get this: their net income – sounds like a fishing net maybe? – went way up! From $92 million to $565 million! That's enough to buy a lifetime supply of meat for me and the crew! Maybe even a bigger ship! Though the Going Merry's always gonna be special.

Strong Momentum? Sounds Like Gear Second!

Some guy named Josh Weinstein (not sure if he's stronger than Kaido) said they had 'strong momentum.' Sounds like Gear Second to me! Whatever it means it made them raise their predictions for the year. They're expecting to be 40% richer than last year! That's a lot of treasure to share with your nakama right? Right?!

EBITDA? Sounds Like a Weird Island!

They also talked about something called 'EBITDA.' Sounds like a weird island you'd find in the New World! Turns out it's something about money stuff but who cares! The important thing is they're expecting $6.9 billion of it! Enough to throw a HUGE party! I'm inviting everyone!

Celebration Key: A Pirate's Paradise?

And get this! They're opening a new island called Celebration Key in the Bahamas! Sounds like a perfect place for a pirate hideout… I mean a 'vacation destination!' Opens on July 19th. Maybe we should pay them a visit… for research purposes of course! Shishishi!

Cruisin' for Treasure!

So bottom line: Carnival's doing great! People want to sail the seas even if it's not to find the One Piece. Strong demand high prices full ships… sounds like a recipe for a grand adventure! Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go find Sanji and see if he can cook up a Carnival sized feast! I'm getting hungry just thinking about it! MEAT!!!