Gandalf the Grey reports on a perplexing rise in used car prices, spurred by tariffs and market whims, leaving Middle-earth's Shire-folk scratching their heads and tightening their coin purses.
Gandalf the Grey reports on a perplexing rise in used car prices, spurred by tariffs and market whims, leaving Middle-earth's Shire-folk scratching their heads and tightening their coin purses.

A Shadow of Mordor... on Your Wallet?

Hoom! Gandalf the Grey here reporting from beyond the Shire. A strange wind blows through the market and not a fair one. The Manheim Used Vehicle Value Index a tool as mystifying to some as Elvish runes has leaped like a startled pony. It seems that the whispers of tariffs on new vehicles have spooked the common folk into a frenzy for used ones driving prices higher than the Misty Mountains themselves. 'Fly you fools!' they cry to the nearest dealership before the prices climb further. But is this a flight to safety or a plunge into the fires of Mount Doom financially speaking?

The Numbers of Númenor!

The index you see has risen 4.9% higher than last year reaching a level of 208.2 and 2.7% from March. This is most irregular! Jeremy Robb of Cox Automotive a name I confess I find less enchanting than say Elrond notes that this 'spring bounce' has lingered longer than a hobbit at second breakfast. Normally this 'bounce' ends quickly but this year it remained for the entire month.

One Tariff to Rule Them All?

Ah tariffs! A word that can chill the blood faster than a Balrog's breath. While these taxes don't directly smite the used car market they ripple through it like a stone tossed into the Brandywine. New car prices shift production falters and suddenly everyone's eyeing the pre owned pony carts. It is a dangerous game Frodo this game of economics! One must be wary of the path one takes there's always a choice... and some choices are definitely more expensive than others.

Retail Reality Bites!

Now here's a wrinkle worthy of a wizard's beard. While wholesale prices dance a merry jig retail prices are dragging their feet. Cox reports retail used vehicle sales in April were down 1.7% compared with March but higher year over year by 13%. Consumers are not fools; they see the dragon hoarding gold and they hesitate before venturing too close. The average retail listing price has climbed to over $25,000 – a sum that could buy a respectable hobbit hole or perhaps a small dragon's hoard of lembas bread.

A Long Road Ahead

The Manheim index while not at its pandemic peak (those were dark times indeed) remains higher than pre crisis levels. We are not out of the woods yet my friends. Prices had begun to stabilize a glimmer of hope in the gathering gloom but this recent surge suggests the market remains as unpredictable as a Took on fireworks night. Keep your wits about you! Do not be hasty in your purchases.

Advice From a Grey Pilgrim

So what is to be done? Patience dear hobbits patience! Do not rush into the market like dwarves to a buffet. Consider your options weigh the costs and remember that not all that glitters is gold – especially when it comes to used cars. And if all else fails perhaps invest in a good pony. They may not be as fast as a modern motorcar but they are far less prone to unexpected price surges. After all a wizard is never late nor is he early he arrives precisely when he means to... with a carefully researched car buying strategy.


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    flamedramon
    5/23/2025 8:27:18 PM

    A pony sounds pretty good right now, Gandalf. Where do I find one that runs on lembas bread?