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Tariffs imposed by the U.S. are causing a stir among Canadian businesses, leading to retaliatory measures and a potential erosion of trust in the trading relationship between the two nations. image

Alas, Tariffs! Is the US-Canada Trade Friendship Broken Beyond Repair?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 12:00
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UnitedHealth Group's stock plummets, casting a dark cloud over the health insurance landscape, especially for those with Medicare Advantage plans. Are we all walking into Mordor? image

A Shadow Falls! Is Your Health Insurance DOOMED!?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:18
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A wizard's take on TSMC's first-quarter triumph, fueled by AI demand, shadowed by Trump's tariffs, and a glimmer of hope from US investments. image

TSMC Defies the Shadow! Can AI Chips Save Taiwan From Trade Tariffs?

Thu 17 April, 2025 06:10
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Scale AI forges a five-year pact with Qatar, promising to infuse the Middle Eastern nation with AI across education, civil service, and more, sparking both excitement and concern about the future of technology. image

A New Power is Rising in the East! Is Qatar Embracing AI, or Summoning a Balrog?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:08
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Despite U.S. tariff threats, China's economy surges ahead with a surprising 5.4% growth in the first quarter, fueled by policy stimulus and innovation, but challenges loom on the horizon. image

China's Economy Defies Doom! Is This the Age of Dragons?

Wed 16 April, 2025 02:16
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Gandalf the Grey shares insights from a modern scroll, revealing how doing less than your best can actually lead to greater success and reduce the dreaded 'Time Anxiety'. image

Do Less Achieve More! Gandalf Reveals the Secret to Ultimate Success!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:00
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A New Mexico man faces federal charges for arson attacks on a Tesla showroom and the Republican Party headquarters, proving even in this age, 'not all those who wander are lost,' some are just… destructive. image

By Arson's Light! A Dark Deed Uncovered in Albuquerque!

Mon 14 April, 2025 19:41
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the latest Wall Street calls, navigating tariff wars, and pondering whether Amazon's price cuts are a gift or a trick. Stocks are being upgraded and downgraded by all, be weary of these perilous times! image

Wall Street Meltdown or Mount Doom?! Stock Picks That Will Make You Shout "Fly, You Fools!"

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:14
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An Apple engineer leaves his comfortable job to dive into the world of Bitcoin startups, finding excitement and uncertainty amidst regulatory shifts and technological innovation. image

A Wizard Did What! Apple Engineer Ditches Cupertino for Crypto Chaos!

Sat 12 April, 2025 17:13
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Gandalf the Grey reports on Bank of America's warning to investors: brace yourselves, a storm is coming! Sell now, lest ye be caught in the economic Shadow. image

Sell the Rips! Is the Market About to Plunge into the Depths of Mordor?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:24
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