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Nissan's new CEO, Ivan Espinosa, offers timeless wisdom (and a bit of a pep talk) for leaders facing turbulent times, as CEO departures reach record highs. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But CEOs Might Be: Gandalf's Guide to Navigating Mordor-Sized Challenges

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:52
4 minutes to read

A Colorado man is charged with hate crimes and attempted murder after allegedly attacking pro-Israel demonstrators with Molotov cocktails, revealing a darkness that threatens to engulf even the Shire-like innocence of Boulder. image

A Shadow of Mordor in Boulder: Man Faces Attempted Murder Charges for Fiery Attack

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:12
2 minutes to read

A wizard analyzes Costco's latest earnings, tariff woes, and strategic maneuvers in the retail realm, finding both shadows and glimmers of hope amidst market fluctuations. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Costco Shareholders Might Be Slightly Down

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:11
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey deciphers Nvidia's latest financial runes, revealing a tale of soaring sales, geopolitical shadows, and the quest for AI dominance. image

Nvidia's Crystal Ball: A Wizard's Look at Chips, Clouds, and China's Curious Case

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:06
3 minutes to read

Reports indicate rising investor anxiety over potential U.S. debt struggles, leading to increased insurance purchases against default, yet experts suggest this reflects political concerns rather than imminent financial doom. image

A Shadow of Doubt? Investors Eye U.S. Debt with Wary Insurance, But Fear Not, For Now!

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:49
2 minutes to read

Despite tariff woes and a slashed profit outlook, Abercrombie & Fitch shares soar, leaving even Gandalf pondering the ways of the stock market. image

Abercrombie's Tariff Troubles: A Wizard's Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
3 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Elon Musk's rededication to Tesla, positive developments in US trade, and their impact on the stock market, mixed with a touch of wizardly humor and caution. image

Musk's Focus and Trade Winds: A Wizard's Take on Market Movements

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:30
4 minutes to read

The Trump administration cuts federal contracts with Harvard, citing discrimination, leading to a financial and legal battle that echoes the struggles of Middle-earth, only with fewer dragons and more lawyers. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Harvard's Funding Seems To Be!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:42
3 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Southwest Airlines' shift to baggage fees, a tale of changing times and the end of an era, leaving even loyalists wondering if all that is gold does not glitter. image

Alas, Poor Southwest! Even Airlines Must Pass... to Baggage Fees!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

A dark cloud has fallen upon the skies of air travel as Southwest Airlines, succumbing to the lure of gold, ends its cherished 'two free bags' policy, ushering in a new era of baggage fees and basic economy woes. image

Fly, You Fools! Southwest Airlines Sacrifices Free Bags to the Baggage Fee Balrog!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
4 minutes to read