FDA Training Division Gets Donkey Kicked Outta the Swamp! Is Public Health in Peril?!

Sweet Freedom! Wait No Training?!

Alright alright alright! Donkey here your friendly neighborhood news reporter! Now I heard some SERIOUS buzz down at the swamp—I mean the FDA. Turns out they're cutting the learning and training division! That's like taking away my waffles AND my singing lessons! It's bad Shrek BAD! This Kennedy fella is makin' big changes and apparently some folks gotta go. More than 30 employees are being sent packin'! What am I gonna do without my FDA approved 'How to Annoy a Dragon' course?

No More Learning? What in the Name of Duloc?!

Apparently this training division the DLOD was super important! They taught FDA peeps and outside doctors and nurses all sorts of important stuff about public health and safety. Now they're scrapin' all planned activities! No more scientific education? No more regulatory guidance? It's like saying there ain't gonna be any more parties at Shrek's swamp! Unthinkable!

Kennedy's Big Plan: Streamlining...or Stumbling?!

Kennedy is supposedly cutting like 10,000 jobs from HHS! He says it's to streamline things but it sounds more like he's trying to ride a dragon without a saddle! The FDA is supposed to be making sure our medicine and food are safe but how are they gonna do that if they ain't got no training?! It's like trying to bake a cake without eggs! Gonna be a real flop!

Bird Flu Blues and Vanishing Vets!

They say these cuts won't affect the inspectors but rumors are flying around faster than me when I see a dragon! Some top vets are getting the boot! These are the peeps that keep an eye on bird flu! I can't believe this who's gonna help me if my chicken acts up again? And remember Donkey doesn't like it when his Chicken acts up!

No Credits?! Are You KIDDING Me?!

Now here's the kicker! No more credits for completing educational activities! That's like saying no more onions for Shrek! It's crucial! Doctors and nurses need these credits to keep their licenses! Without training they are as useful as the chocolate teapot. It's a disaster!

User Fees?! What's the Big Idea?!

And get this: One of the offices getting axed was fully funded by user fees! That's money from companies not taxpayer dollars! So why are they cutting it?! It's like finding a pile of gold and then throwing it into a volcano! Makes no sense! Someone please tell me this is just a bad dream and I'm still gonna be singing my way through the swamp!