Oops!... SoFi's Doin' Crypto Again! It's Toxic...ally Good News!

Gimme More... Crypto!

OMG you guys! It's Britney and guess what?! SoFi is like totally bringing back crypto investing! Remember when they had to like 'Oops!... I Did It Again' and ditch it? Well those days are OVER! Apparently the new rules are like way more chill thanks to some people in power making things easier. It's about time they 'Work Bitch' and give the people what they want!

From 'Toxic' to Totally Awesome

Okay so the CEO Anthony Noto – sounds like a cute Italian name right? – he told CNBC that they’re gonna 're enter the crypto business.' Like duh! Everyone's doing it! They're going to let members invest in cryptocurrency because 'The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency' has made a fundamental shift in the regulatory landscape! Before SoFi customers had access to 20 crypto coins before but that all changed. I'm so excited! It's gonna be bigger and better than ever before.

Not a Girl Not Yet a Crypto Bank... But Soon!

So like it's not just SoFi being all 'I'm a Slave 4 U' for crypto. Other banks like Bank of America and Morgan Stanley are getting in on it too! And even crypto companies are trying to become banks. It's all getting like super meta and blurring the lines. I can't keep up! But I'm here for it!

Stronger Than Yesterday's Earnings

SoFi's earnings are totally 'Stronger' than ever! They're like raking in the dough honey! Recession? What recession? They're even raising their forecasts. Werk! I need to take some notes for my next business venture... maybe 'BritneyCoin'? Just kidding... unless...?

Lucky's Back in the Game

Apparently we should be able to invest in crypto through SoFi by the end of the year! Fingers crossed it doesn't get delayed. Also SoFi wants to put crypto or blockchain into all their products over the next six to 24 months. Future products could include borrowing cash based on the value of crypto held with SoFi as well as using crypto in payments. Maybe I can finally buy that private island with crypto! 'Oops!... I Bought It Again'!

Crazy' for Crypto Expansion!

Noto said SoFi's aspirations are as broad as they are for any other product. I heard they might even let you borrow money using your crypto as collateral! Plus crypto payments? Yes please! Maybe someday I can use my BritneyCoin to buy all the Starbucks I want. It’s gonna be 'Crazy' but in a good way of course!