Believe It! Trump's Secret Plan to Save Car Companies Revealed!

Dattebayo! A Promise From the President!

Alright listen up! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live from... well not the Oval Office but close enough! Believe it! Seems like President Trump is gonna pull a 'Talk no Jutsu' on the car companies! He says he's gonna help them move their factories back to the good ol' US of A. He mentioned something about those companies switching to using parts made in Canada and Mexico and he wants them to make everything here instead. Like how I want to eat ramen every day ALL DAY!

Stocks Go Zoom Zoom!

The moment Trump san said he was gonna help out BAM! The stock market went wilder than me after a bowl of Ichiraku Ramen! Ford General Motors Stellantis – all their stocks jumped up like they were doing the Leaf Village Hurricane! Rivian also got a boost but Tesla seems a little bummed out. Maybe they need some of my super strength chakra to get back in the game!

Trump's Tariff Tsunami!

So get this. Trump san already slapped a 25% tariff on imported cars back in April. It's like when I try to sneak into the Hokage's office – there are always obstacles! He reduced tariffs for most countries last week and even gave Apple a break but those car tariffs are still stickin' around. Talk about a powerful jutsu!

Car Companies Fight Back... Kinda!

Those car companies are reacting faster than Shikamaru when he's planning a mission! Ford and Stellantis are giving out employee discounts – talk about being generous! Other companies like Jaguar Land Rover are just giving up on selling cars in the US. Meanwhile Hyundai is being super nice and saying they won't raise prices. It's like everyone's trying to use their own special jutsu to survive!

Ramen Economics?

So what does this all mean? Well it seems like Trump san wants to bring jobs back to America and maybe make cars cheaper in the long run? I don't know economics is harder than mastering the Rasenshuriken! But hey as long as everyone is happy and we can all afford to buy cars and drive to get some Ichiraku Ramen I'm all for it! Believe it!

The Will of Fire or the Will to Drive?

In the end this is all about teamwork right? Like Team 7! Trump san the car companies and the customers all gotta work together to make this thing work. And remember never give up! Never surrender! That's my ninja way! Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to find some ramen! Dattebayo!