Believe It! GM's Rasengan of Investment Blows Away Mexican Car Production!

Dattebayo! The Scoop on GM's Mega Investment!

Alright listen up future Hokages! Naruto Uzumaki here and I've got the inside scoop on some serious business. General Motors or GM is throwing down a massive $4 billion investment into three different assembly plants right here in America! That's enough ramen to feed the entire Hidden Leaf Village for a year! But get this part of the deal is moving production of some cars from Mexico back to the U.S. Dattebayo!

Rasengan vs. Tariffs: Who Wins?

So why the sudden change of heart? Well apparently there's some drama going on with trade talks between the U.S. and Mexico. President Trump slapped some hefty tariffs – that's like a super strong genjutsu that makes things cost more – on imported vehicles and auto parts. Now GM's like 'Fine we'll just make more stuff here!' It's like when I trained with Master Jiraiya and went to Mount Myoboku. It was to master sage mode and go against the Akatsuki and bring peace to the ninja world. This is like the same thing. GM is bringing the auto industry to America

Chevrolet: From Mexico to USA!

GM's bringing back production of the Chevrolet Blazer and Chevrolet Equinox from Mexico to American plants. One plant in Michigan was supposed to make electric trucks but now they're switching gears to gas powered SUVs and trucks! It's like when I thought I was bad at ninjutsu but then I learned the Shadow Clone Jutsu and became a super ninja. They also have the power of GM behind them.

Believe it! Trump's Shadow Clone Jutsu?

You know some people are saying this is a win for Trump's policies. It's like when I finally beat Sasuke and everyone cheered me on! The tariffs might be a pain in the butt but they seem to be working at least according to the news. But don't worry I'm still gonna eat ramen and cause trouble dattebayo!

Kakashi Sensei's Math Lesson: Two Million Vehicles!

Thanks to this massive investment GM will be able to make over two million vehicles per year in the U.S.! That's like a thousand Rasengans worth of power! GM's CEO Mary Barra said that America is gonna be the driving force behind the future of transportation. I'm not sure about the future but I know I'll be there fighting for what's right dattebayo!

The Rasengan of American Jobs!

So there you have it! GM's big investment is gonna bring more jobs to America and boost our economy. It's like when I became Hokage and brought peace to the ninja world! Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go eat some ramen. Believe it! This GM deal will create more economic opportunities and is a better alternative for the global economy.