Boca Chica Drama: Is Elon Trying to Steal Our Beach?

Boca Chica or Bust? More Like Boca Chica Hold My Birkin

Okay so like there's this whole situation happening down in Boca Chica Texas. Apparently Elon Musk's company SpaceX wants to turn their launch site into a whole city. A CITY! It's giving me major Hidden Hills vibes but like way more… rocket y? They're voting on it and honestly the drama is hotter than a summer day in Calabasas. I mean who needs another city anyway? Can't we just focus on perfecting lip kits and contouring? Priorities people!

Highway to Heaven or Highway Robbery?

So get this. SpaceX also wanted to control a highway and a beach. A BEACH! That's like prime Instagram real estate! But the Texas House was like 'Nah girl you can't just take the beach.' I'm low key living for this drama. It's like when Kendall tried to borrow my La Mer without asking. Unacceptable! Remember sharing is caring but beaches are for everyone. Duh.

Local Love or Legal Battles?

Apparently people are protesting because SpaceX keeps closing the roads and beaches for their rocket launches. I mean I get it. No one wants to miss out on a perfect sunset selfie because Elon's launching a rocket to Mars. But like those rockets are kinda cool. Balance is key people! Just like in makeup. You gotta have your highlight and your contour to make it pop! Anyway these closures have caused a lot of legal drama. It's giving me flashback to Blac Chyna's lawsuit a total mess.

Oops I Did It Again: SpaceX's Environmental 'Oopsies'

Okay this is where it gets a little… not cute. Apparently SpaceX has had some issues with like polluting the water and harming wildlife. Not cool guys. Like at all. Remember we gotta protect our planet! It's the only place we have to take selfies and post them on Instagram. Elon even got called out for harming bird habitats and he was like 'I won't have an omelette for a week!' Seriously? Is that the best you've got? I feel like I could've come up with something better.

From Rockets to Regulations: Elon's Political Plot Twist

So Elon then decided to endorse Donald Trump and apparently started influencing environmental regulations. It's like what even is going on anymore? Is this real life? I mean politics is confusing but even I know messing with the environment is a major no no. Like can we just focus on making the world a prettier place? One lip kit at a time?

Still No Comment: The Silent Treatment

And get this when reporters reached out for comments from SpaceX and the lawmakers involved they got nothing! It's like when I ask Stormi if she wants to share her toys. Silence. The shade of it all! Anyway stay tuned people. This Boca Chica saga is far from over. And you know I'll be watching sipping my iced coffee and judging from afar.