Boy, Those Tesla Sales Sure Took a Dive!

Axe to the Sales!

Hmph. Tesla. Once a name that echoed through the realms of electric power. Now? Mere whispers. The numbers don't lie boy. Sales in Europe have plummeted a 49% drop in April alone! 'Anger gives clarity,' they say. But in this case it seems to give… losses.

Musk's Folly!

It seems Elon Musk the man steering this metal beast has forgotten his purpose. He dabbles with politicians advises… *Trump*? Such distractions are for the weak. 'Do not mistake my silence for lack of knowledge,' I've said before. And the silence of European consumers speaks volumes. Protests erupt? What is this Olympus?

Old Age!

Their Model Y...slightly improved. But an aging line up? Is this what it has come to? There is no honor in this! One does not simply rely on past glories boy! Like a warrior relying on old scars Tesla forgets that new battles demand new weapons. It is time to adapt if Tesla wants to stand tall.

Chinese Invasion!

And now *BYD* steals the electric chariot crown surpassing Tesla in Europe for the first time! A new foe arises one that Tesla must confront. 'We must be better than this!' I once roared. It seems BYD has taken that lesson to heart.

Hybrid Cowardice!

These 'hybrid' vehicles...cowardly machines straddling the old and the new. A half measure fit only for the faint of heart. Tesla offers no such compromise clinging to its pure electric path. Is this stubbornness or strength? Time will tell boy. Time will tell.

The Price of Ambition!

Musk promises to dedicate himself to Tesla for five years. Five years? A blink of an eye in the grand scheme. Will it be enough? 'The cycle ends here!' I have declared in the past. Perhaps this is the start of a new cycle for Tesla. One where it either rises again or fades into memory. I will keep watch on it...