Yo Adrian, No Winners in This Trade War! Xi Jinping Sounds Like He's Ready to Rumble!

Trade War? More Like a Trade Bore!

Yo Adrian I gotta tell ya I read this thing about this Xi Jinping fella the big cheese over in China. He's goin' around sayin' there ain't no winners in a trade war. Trade war tariff war – sounds like a bunch of jabronis wailin' on each other with price tags! He's right though. Nobody wins when you start throwin' punches with money instead of fists. Makes me wanna yell 'ADRIANNNNN!' out the window but then people look at me funny.

Gonna Fly Now... To Southeast Asia!

So this Xi guy is headin' to Vietnam Malaysia and Cambodia. Kinda like Apollo Creed headin' to Russia but with more handshakes and less… well less fightin'. I guess. He's tryin' to smooth things over talk about cooperation and all that jazz. It’s like me tryin' to explain to Paulie why robots aren’t gonna take over the world. Good luck with that pal!

Vietnam and China: A Rocky Apollo Kind of Thing?

He even wrote somethin' in the Vietnamese newspaper sayin' China and Vietnam gotta stick together protect the world trade thingamajig. Kinda like me and Apollo even though we were bangin' each other up in the ring we still had respect ya know? Vietnam is gettin' investments from all over the place but China's right up there. So they gotta work together like me and Mickey trainin' for the big fight!

Multipolar? Sounds Like a Fancy Punch!

This Xi fella he keeps talkin' about this 'multipolar world' thing. Sounds like a real complicated punch! But what he's getting at is everyone should have a fair shot not just the big guys. He wants a world where everyone gets a slice of the pizza not just the guy with the biggest muscles. That's what Mickey always told me 'Ya gotta be smart AND tough Rock!' And for once he sounds smart.

5G AI and Green Stuff: The Future's Here Yo!

He's also talkin' about 5G artificial intelligence and green development. Sounds like somethin' out of a sci fi movie! But he wants Vietnam and China to work together on this stuff. It's like me tryin' to teach Little Marie how to program a robot. She says 'Rock I wanna be a ballerina!' And I'm like 'Yo Marie why not both?'

Global South? Sounds Like a Bad Neighborhood!

He wants to help what he calls the 'Global South.' Sounds like a tough neighborhood in South Philly. But he's talking about helping countries that ain't got as much. That's a good thing ya know? Like me givin' back to the community even though sometimes I just wanna sit on my butt and eat spaghetti. But you gotta do the right thing. Ya gotta go the distance!