OMG! Is Trump Messing With My Next Trip to Japan?

Like What's Happening to Japan?

Okay so I was scrolling through my feed right? And I saw this article about how Japan's exports are slowing down. Apparently it's because of some stuff with President Trump and tariffs. Tariffs? Sounds boring I know but it could affect my next trip to Japan! I mean I need my matcha lattes and exclusive anime merch you know?

My Cars are Made in Japan!

So get this the article says that exports to the U.S. fell for the first time since December. Like that's a long time! And apparently Japan's trade surplus with the U.S. narrowed. I don't even know what that means but it sounds expensive. I have some cars made in Japan and if there is tariffs on the auto industry that affects me! Hopefully Travis does not read this article.

2% Growth? That's Not the Vibe

Overall the export growth was only 2%. Two percent! That's like so not fetch. I need like at least 10% growth to keep up with my lifestyle. I mean have you seen my handbag collection? It is expensive to maintain!

Cars Cars and More Cars

Apparently Japan's exports of cars and car parts to the U.S. fell. I mean I love a good car but I don't want tariffs messing with my ability to get the latest models. I'm obsessed with my custom Rolls Royce and I need to stay ahead of the game like always.

Trump Tariffs? Seriously?

Okay so Japan is being charged like a 25% levy on its auto steel and aluminum exports to the U.S. That's insane! And they're also subject to the 10% baseline tariffs. Trump needs to chill. Can someone tell him I need my Japanese skincare products to be affordable?

Basically Japan is Sad

So yeah basically Japan's manufacturers are having a tough time. And even if Japan makes a deal with the U.S. it won't be the same as before. Like can we just go back to the pre Trump days when I could buy whatever I wanted without worrying about tariffs? Is that too much to ask?