This is the Way... Down?
I've seen enough carbon freezing facilities and desolate planets to know a downturn when I see one. BlackRock's Larry Fink a Mando of high finance with more credits than I've seen Beskar ingots is saying the U.S. economy is already neck deep in a recession. Seems like the Force isn't with the markets these days.
Canary in the Coal Mine? More Like a Sarlacc Pit!
Fink mentioned an airline CEO comparing the industry to a 'canary in the coal mine.' More like a mynock in a power cable! This canary is not only sick it's probably being digested slowly over a thousand years. And let me tell you nobody wants to end up like Boba Fett unless they have a jetpack.
Trump Tariffs: A Blaster Set to Stun... the Economy?
Those tariffs are about as popular as sand on Tatooine. Fink thinks they'll pump up inflation making it tougher for the Feds to lower interest rates. So basically we're stuck in hyperspace without a navicomputer.
No Rate Cuts? I Have Spoken!
The finance types are betting on four rate cuts this year? Baloney! Fink says there's 'zero chance.' Sounds like wishful thinking from folks who probably haven't haggled with a Jawa for spare parts. I trust my thermal detonators more than those predictions.
BlackRock's Treasure: Enough Credits to Buy Mandalore Back!
BlackRock's sitting on over $11 trillion in assets. That's enough to buy a whole fleet of Razor Crests! But even with that kind of firepower they can't control the galaxy err I mean the economy. Seems like they need a bounty hunter to fix things. Just sayin'.
CNBC Pro LIVE: For a Few Credits More...
CNBC's having some shindig at the New York Stock Exchange. 'Expert insights,' they say. Sounds about as useful as a protocol droid at a cantina brawl. But hey maybe they'll have some good grub. I hear they have blue macarons. If you have the credits might be worth a look but remember This is the Way... to spend money maybe?
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Mbizo
Canary down, I repeat, canary DOWN!
Shelly4398
11 Trillion! Someone get me a bigger ship!
wilson
Blue macarons?! I'm in.
Sandbee
Those tariffs, man...
bluevalee
Well, scrap.
anonymous76
Is this the way?
cambria
I need to find a new job, stat.
Sandbee
This is getting heated!
kingjibs96
I have spoken.
mellal
Maybe we should just restart the economy... from scratch.