Your friendly neighborhood Superman reports on a Standard Chartered analyst who thinks his original Bitcoin prediction was, well, a little too 'earthbound'. Prepare for liftoff!
Your friendly neighborhood Superman reports on a Standard Chartered analyst who thinks his original Bitcoin prediction was, well, a little too 'earthbound'. Prepare for liftoff!

Faster Than a Speeding Prediction!

Greetings citizens of Earth! It's your pal Superman here to shed some light on the ever evolving world of Bitcoin. Now I've seen things that would make your hair stand on end – Bizarro's backward logic Lex Luthor's hair… or lack thereof – but even I'm a little taken aback by the latest crypto forecast. Seems a Standard Chartered analyst a fellow named Geoffrey Kendrick is eating a bit of humble pie. He initially predicted Bitcoin would hit $120,000 by the second quarter. But now? He says and I quote "I apologise that my USD120k Q2 target may be too low." Well I always say 'There is a tomorrow but there is never a guarantee that tomorrow will arrive.' And in the fast paced world of crypto tomorrow can be a whole new universe!

The Kryptonite of Underestimation

Last month Kendrick boldly stated Bitcoin would reach an all time high of around $120,000 in the second quarter of 2025 thanks to some fancy financial footwork and those 'whales' (major holders) diving into the crypto pool. “We expect these supportive factors to push BTC to a fresh all time high around USD 120,000 in Q2,” Kendrick said at the time. "We see gains continuing through the summer taking BTC USD towards our year end forecast of 200,000.” But now it seems even that prediction wasn't strong enough to withstand the market forces. It's like trying to stop a locomotive with a handful of well kryptonite. You might slow it down but you're not stopping it entirely.

It's a Bird It's a Plane It's...Bitcoin!

Kendrick now believes his $120,000 price target is "very achievable" – and possibly even too low! It seems the dominant narrative around Bitcoin has shifted yet again. It was all about risk assets before then it became a way to dodge those pesky US assets. But now? It's all about the *flows*! And these flows are coming in thicker than a Daily Planet headline about me saving a cat from a tree (it happens more than you think!).

Breaking the $100,000 Barrier...and Beyond!

Bitcoin is flirting with the $100,000 mark faster than I can fly around the world. The cryptocurrency was last seen trading up by more than 3% at $99,293.54 according to Coin Metrics. Earlier it rose as high as $99,897.00. And remember that old saying 'Up up and away!'? Well it seems Bitcoin took it to heart. I guess Lex Luthor should have invested instead of trying to build a giant laser beam. Just saying.

Institutional Investors: Leaping Tall Buildings in a Single Bound!

Analysts are seeing a pattern – Bitcoin is trading like those risky U.S. tech stocks. The rationale? More institutional money is pouring in making it more susceptible to the same market tremors those equity markets experience. Kendrick a long time Bitcoin bull (and I appreciate a good bull especially if it's not rampaging through Metropolis) points to U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs seeing $5.3 billion in inflows in the past three weeks! That's a lot of greenbacks. It's like the Fortress of Solitude but instead of ice sculptures it's filled with...digital coins!

From MicroStrategy to Abu Dhabi: Bitcoin's Global Takeover!

Big players are getting in on the action. MicroStrategy is gobbling up Bitcoin like I devour Mrs. Kent's apple pie (seriously it's my weakness). The Abu Dhabi sovereign wealth fund is holding BlackRock's IBIT Bitcoin ETF and even the Swiss National Bank is buying shares of MicroStrategy (which is basically a Bitcoin proxy). Looks like Bitcoin's going global faster than a speeding bullet. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go… uh… stop a runaway train. Yes that's it. A runaway train… filled with Bitcoin! (Just kidding... mostly.)


Comments

  • mwpenn94 profile pic
    mwpenn94
    5/23/2025 6:57:33 PM

    Wow, even Superman is talking about Bitcoin! That's how you know it's mainstream.

  • eaglesontop profile pic
    eaglesontop
    5/21/2025 2:35:27 AM

    Is it too late to get in on the Bitcoin train? Feels like I missed the boat.

  • amaztheking profile pic
    amaztheking
    5/21/2025 1:15:46 AM

    If Bitcoin hits $1,000,000, I'm buying a Fortress of Solitude replica.

  • randomnooob profile pic
    randomnooob
    5/17/2025 4:27:25 AM

    I'm waiting for LexCorp to launch its own cryptocurrency. I'm sure it will be totally trustworthy. (wink)

  • vanakala profile pic
    vanakala
    5/12/2025 6:11:00 AM

    I told my grandma to invest in Bitcoin years ago. She called me crazy. Who's laughing now?

  • sweetsuccess profile pic
    sweetsuccess
    5/10/2025 2:01:59 PM

    I wonder what Lois Lane thinks about all this Bitcoin mania?