
Oops! Did Someone Forget Their Senzu Bean?
Hey everyone it's Goku! So I heard about this crazy thing happening with some guy from Guatemala. Apparently the Trump folks messed up big time and sent him packing to Mexico when they shouldn't have. They said the guy wasn't afraid but turns out someone was fibbing! It's like when Vegeta says he's stronger than me – we all know that's usually a load of Saiyan bologna!
Judge Drops a Spirit Bomb of Justice!
This Judge Murphy guy a Biden appointee sounds like a real hero! He called the whole thing a 'horror.' A 'horror!' Makes you think Frieza's running the show! He wasn't happy that the government made such a huge mistake. It's like Krillin trying to fight Cell – a total mismatch! But hey at least the judge is trying to fix it.
Deportation Chaos: More Messes Than a Saiyan Feast!
This isn't the first time the Trump crew has botched things up apparently. There was another dude sent to El Salvador even though he was supposed to be safe! It's like when I accidentally destroyed King Kai's planet...again! I always feel bad about that! They better get their act together or someone's gonna end up in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber...permanently!
Due Process: A Power Level They Couldn't Detect!
The judge said something about 'due process' and how this poor guy didn't get it. Sounds like the government forgot to charge their ki! If you ain't got due process you ain't got a chance! It's like trying to beat Beerus without Super Saiyan God – impossible!
From Death Threats to Detention: This Guy's Had a Rough Ride!
So this O.C.G. dude had to escape Guatemala because he was getting death threats for being gay. Then he gets to America only to be shipped off to Mexico where he got kidnapped and raped! Talk about bad luck! Even Yamcha's got better luck than that! I hope this judge can get him back safe. He deserves a break maybe a trip to Capsule Corp. for some grub!
Justice League Assembled: Lawyers to the Rescue!
Luckily this guy's got some awesome lawyers who are working hard to bring him back. They're 'elated' with the judge's ruling! That's how I feel when I beat a strong opponent! Time to train harder for justice than ever before so this never happens again!
roca21
This is outrageous! People can't just be treated like this!
mikeambrose3
This whole situation is just heartbreaking. What a terrible experience for this individual.
topafridi2
Elated is an understatement! This is a victory for human rights.
Shadowmaster04
Why is it always mistakes that hurt the most vulnerable?
paranormalbountyhunter
Faith in humanity restored, thanks to this judge.
knlckers
Let's hope this leads to real change and accountability.