Kamehame-HA! Trump's Trade Tactics Got Apple in a Bind!

The Plot Thickens! Trump vs. Apple?

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard some rumblings louder than Vegeta's complaining and it's about this whole Apple iPhone thing. Apparently this guy Navarro he's like the Earth's trade advisor or something is giving Apple's CEO Tim Cook a real hard time! He said Cook is taking too long to move his iPhone factories outta China. Talk about a 'kaio what?!' situation!

Time For a Senzu Bean of Truth!

Navarro's saying that Cook has been asking for more time to move the factories. He even called it a 'soap opera'! Man these Earthlings are dramatic! But like if you're gonna be tough gotta be tougher than Piccolo after a good workout! Trump he's been wanting Apple to bring iPhone production to the US faster than I can eat a mountain of food. Talk about wanting to power up quickly!

The Tariff Trouble!

So Trump threatened Apple with a huge 25% tariff if they make iPhones outside the US. That's like saying I can't train with King Kai unless I do 10,000 push ups! Apple's been dodging it by making more iPhones in India but Trump's not happy. He even told Cook 'I don't want you building in India.' Sheesh talk about a Final Flash of demands!

Can Apple Even Do It? It's Over 9000... Dollars!

Everyone's saying it's like totally impossible to make iPhones only in the US. Apparently a US made iPhone could cost like $3,500! That's more expensive than Bulma's fancy gadgets! Navarro's all like 'With AI and stuff Cook should be able to do it elsewhere and in the US.' It's like saying I can beat Beerus without Super Saiyan God! Possible but REALLY tough!

Texas Sized Mac Pro!

Apple does make some Mac Pros in Texas which is cool. And they're promising to spend a ton of money in the US even on AI servers. But those servers won't make Trunks' or Goten's gaming experience better at all! It is what it is... I guess! I can't wait for the food at the end of this battle.

So What's Next? Another Kamehameha?

Well it looks like this fight between Trump and Apple is far from over. Will Apple move more factories? Will Trump unleash another tariff? It's more unpredictable than Vegeta's mood swings! All I know is I'm hungry. And maybe I should learn how to build an iPhone just in case! Time to go train in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber!