Uh Oh! Recession's Ki is Rising!
Hey everyone it's Goku! I just heard some serious bad news. Seems like a bunch of really important guys CEOs or something think the Earth's economy is about to go into a HUGE power dive! Like almost two thirds of these guys said they think a recession is coming! That's worse than when Vegeta first showed up! I'm starting to sense some seriously negative energy... Feels like Frieza's power level!
Trump's Tariffs: More Confusing Than Krillin's Haircut!
Apparently these CEOs are all worried about tariffs. Now I don't know much about tariffs but if they're making people as scared as Frieza's death beam they can't be good! They're saying President Trump's tariff policy is like a Kamehameha wave of confusion going on and off faster than I can eat a Senzu bean! And get this some are saying it will hurt their businesses as bad as Vegeta's Final Flash!
Business Conditions Tanking! Is This Worse Than Training With King Kai?
The news keeps getting worse! Apparently things are so bad these CEOs haven't been this worried since... well since the early days of the pandemic! And costs are going up! It's like trying to train with weighted clothes that keep getting heavier! They said costs are 'spiking' and this is not Super Saiyan spiking. Profits are even taking a dive that's gotta hurt worse than fighting Beerus on an empty stomach!
A Glimmer of Hope? Maybe a Tiny Spirit Bomb?
Hold on! There might be a little bit of hope! Some CEOs think things might get better in the next year like when Gohan went Super Saiyan 2 the first time! And Trump kinda gave these CEOs a break by temporarily not using tariffs on smartphones and PCs. It's like when Piccolo finally started fighting alongside us instead of against us! Hey everyone needs a hand sometimes!
Even The Big Bosses Are Worried? This is Getting Serious!
Even the heads of REALLY big companies are freaking out! One of them said that the economy is probably already bad enough that we might be in a recession now! That's like hearing that Cell has already absorbed Android 17 and 18! We might be in serious trouble! I guess I should start training harder… just in case!
Time to Train! Can Goku Power Up the Economy?
So things are looking pretty rough. But hey I'm Goku! I never give up! Even if it means training harder than ever before I'm gonna find a way to help! Maybe if everyone on Earth gives me their energy I can create a Spirit Bomb big enough to fix the economy! Wish me luck! I'm gonna need it! I'm getting excited just thinking about it! Haha!
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earthkitty86
Maybe if we all raise our hands, Goku can make a Spirit Bomb for the economy!
jeria
Kamehameha the recession away!
hotheathered
I'm sensing a disturbance in the economic force.
relidala
It's over 9000... points bad!
nancykeyser95
Can someone get a Dragon Ball and wish for a better economy?
kanchan287
This is worse than when Frieza destroyed planet Vegeta!