Nike Goes Super Saiyan? Stock Surges After Near Defeat!

Kaio what?! Nike's Got a Plan!

Hey everyone Goku here! So I heard Nike was having some trouble like when Frieza showed up and wrecked everything. Apparently their sales dropped like Krillin in a fight against well anyone! Net income took a dive too almost as bad as when I fell into that Snake Way! But the big boss Elliott Hill he's like King Kai always got a plan. He said they're using this 'Win Now' thing to get back on track. Sounds like a power up to me!

Selling on Amazon? That's Like Teaching Vegeta to Cook!

Now get this they're even selling on Amazon again! I didn’t even know that they weren't selling there before! That's kinda crazy like if Vegeta suddenly decided to become a chef. And they're trying to get more girls to buy their stuff too! Smart move! More people wearing cool sneakers means more energy for the Spirit Bomb right?

A'ja Wilson's Gear Disappears Faster Than a Dragon Ball!

They launched a new collection with this A'ja Wilson a real powerhouse and it sold out in THREE MINUTES! That's faster than I can eat a whole plate of meat! Seriously those shoes must have been made with some serious power like they were forged on King Kai's planet. They say it's all part of winning back people who buy in bulk like those Capsule Corp. shipments.

Bankers Go Super Saiyan for Nike!

Then boom! The stock price jumps up 17%! All the bankers suddenly started believing in Nike again like when everyone on Earth gave me their energy to beat Kid Buu. This HSBC bank even said Nike's gonna go up 28%! That's a bigger power boost than when I first went Super Saiyan! They are saying that it is all thanks to the 'Win Now' strategy.

Still Got Some Training to Do

Of course there's still some training left. They're saying the economy is shaky like trying to balance on Nimbus when you're hungry. They're still clearing out old shoes the Air Force 1s Air Jordan 1s and Dunks having sales and those things can impact sales. It's going to take time like mastering the Kamehameha but they think things will get better.

90 Days at a Time? That's How Long It Takes Me to Train!

The big boss Hill is being a bit careful. He said they're taking it '90 days at a time'. Honestly that's pretty much how I approach training. I'm telling you they will come back stronger than ever! They just need to train harder eat more and maybe find a good sparring partner like Vegeta! We'll see what happens but I'm betting on Nike to pull off a 'Win Now' special move!