
Buffett's Woodstock? Sounds Like a Tournament of Power!
Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard about this thing called Berkshire Hathaway's annual meeting – apparently they call it "Woodstock for Capitalists." Sounds intense like a battle royale! People from all over the world usually gather in Omaha Nebraska but this year things are a bit…different. I guess you could say the ki is off not as pure and exciting as it used to be. It's sad because nothing should stop someone from going to something they really enjoy. Makes me want to go Super Saiyan and fix it! This reminds me of the time I got lost on Snake Way. Took forever but it was an adventure.
A Chinese Investor's Dilemma: To Go or Not to Go That is the Question!
There's this guy Xin Jin a Chinese investor who's a big fan of Buffett. He put half his money into Berkshire's stock! That’s like betting all your senzu beans on one fight! He really wanted to go to Omaha but said the current political climate made him worry. Another investor from Shanghai felt the same way. It's like Frieza putting up a barrier keeping everyone away from the good stuff. They are missing out and its a darn shame. They should come! Who know's I might attend with Chi Chi.
Trade Wars and Customs Woes? Sounds Like a Vegeta Rant!
Apparently there's some trouble brewing between countries a trade war they call it. A shareholder from Jakarta Indonesia decided to stay home because he's worried about customs. Customs! It sounds like the Ginyu Force. Too much hassle huh? Sounds like something Vegeta would complain about. "These humans are so weak they can't even handle a simple trip! Hmph!"
Trump's Trade War: A Super Saiyan Bargain Sale Gone Wrong!
Seems like President Trump launched a global trade war. Even China issued a risk alert for their tourists traveling to the U.S. saying their economic relations are deteriorating and there's some security situation going on. I hope everything goes well. Maybe I should fly over there and give everyone some senzu beans to chill out. I bet Chi Chi would not approve she always yells at me when I'm late for dinner!
The International Crowd: From 800 to…Less Than 9000!
This professor named David Kass noticed that more and more international shareholders were showing up to Buffett's meetings. It was getting so big that Buffett and his late partner Charlie Munger had to stop holding special receptions. Imagine trying to sign autographs for 800 people! It's like trying to keep up with all of Krillin's training requests. But Buffett says he still welcomes everyone. That's nice of him. A real Super Saiyan thing to do!
Goku's Advice: Keep Training Keep Investing Keep Eating!
So it looks like fewer international investors are heading to Omaha this year because of all the political stuff. That's a bummer. I hope things get better soon. Remember even if things get tough you gotta keep training keep investing and most importantly keep eating! And maybe just maybe you'll become a Super Saiyan investor! Gotta go Chi Chi is calling. Time for Dinner!
pchuvus
I wish I could fly to Omaha on Nimbus like Goku!
mazlfc89
I bet Vegeta is secretly happy about the trade war.
pravin
I bet Buffett knows how to use the Dragon Balls to fix everything!
boscobear73
Omaha is just too far away, I'd rather stay home and train.
indiepro
Sounds like a good excuse to avoid Chi-Chi's cooking.
portiabo
I'm sure Goku would be a terrible financial advisor!