Kamehame-HA! Meta's Power Struggle for AI Supremacy!

Meta's Secret Mission: Operation 'Absorb Perplexity'!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard some rumblings like when Vegeta's getting ready to blow up a planet. Apparently Meta – you know the Facebook guys – were trying to gobble up this 'Perplexity AI' thing. Sounds like one of Frieza's sneaky plans! But get this it didn't work out! Like when I try to use Instant Transmission without focusing – BAM! Wrong planet. Seems Perplexity wasn't keen or maybe Meta's offer was weaker than Yamcha's punch? Haha! Either way no deal!

Kaio WHAT?! 14 Billion Zeni for Scale AI!

So Meta missed their chance to absorb Perplexity big deal right? Well instead they just threw a Spirit Bomb's worth of cash – like 14.3 BILLION! – at another company called Scale AI. That's more than all the Senzu Beans I could eat in a lifetime! They now own almost half of Scale AI. Sounds like they're going Super Saiyan in the AI race!

Zuckerberg's Furious Charge: He's Not Kakarot But He's FIRED UP!

Word on the grapevine (from King Kai actually) is that Zuckerberg is getting steamed that OpenAI is outsmarting him. He wants all the best AI guys kinda like how I always want to fight the strongest opponents! Apparently Meta offered some insane signing bonuses! I'm talking even more than Mr. Satan’s entire fortune. Talk about desperation! Guess he’s trying to unlock Super AI Blue!

Scale AI's Secret Weapon: Joining the Meta Force!

So Meta now has a big slice of Scale AI and their boss guy Alexandr Wang is joining Meta. It's like when Piccolo joined the Z Fighters – unexpected but could be a game changer! Hopefully they won't pull a Vegeta and try to destroy the Earth. It's good to have a sparring partner but world destruction is bad. Meta also tried to get Safe Superintelligence but that failed too!

Sam Altman Drops a Bomb: Meta's Talent Raiding Spree!

Guess who else is talking? That Sam Altman guy from OpenAI. He says Meta was trying to steal his people! Offering them so much Zeni they could buy all the Dragon Balls! It's like Frieza trying to get immortality but with engineers! Altman even said Meta sees OpenAI as their biggest rival. Well I always say a good rival pushes you to get stronger! Bring it on Meta!

The AI Tournament of Power is Coming!

So Meta's scrambling throwing money around like confetti and trying to catch up in the AI race. It sounds like a galactic tournament is brewing! Who will win? Will Meta achieve Super Saiyan God status? Or will OpenAI and Google stay one step ahead? I'm just here to watch the fights eat some Senzu Beans and maybe get a chance to test my strength against these AI companies! I am so excited!