Kamehame-HA! India and Pakistan's Explosive Energy Fight!

BOOM! What's That Explosion?

Hey everyone Goku here! Did you hear about the HUGE explosions over in Pakistan and Pakistani Kashmir? It was louder than Krillin getting blown up by Frieza! Apparently India said they were hitting "terrorist infrastructure" with something called 'OPERATION SINDOOR'. Sounds like a special move but I bet it's not as cool as the Kamehameha!

India's Focused Ki Blast

So India's saying their attacks were all 'focused measured and non escalatory'. They even said they didn't hit any Pakistani military bases! That's like me fighting Cell and holding back my Super Saiyan form… except you know this is real life and not a tournament. Still I wonder how strong these attacks really were?

Pakistan's Rage! 'You'll Pay!'

But hold on Pakistan's military is saying India used missiles in three places! They're screaming foul and promising to retaliate. Uh oh sounds like someone's about to go Super Saiyan Rage. This could get messy faster than a Senzu bean buffet at a Saiyan picnic!

The Spark: An Attack in Kashmir

Apparently things heated up after an attack on some Hindu tourists in Indian Kashmir. India blamed Pakistan but Pakistan's denying it like Vegeta denies being soft. It's all a big blame game and nobody wants to admit they're the ones causing the trouble. Sounds like the Ginyu Force arguing about who gets to strike a pose next!

Nuclear Tension? Uh Oh!

Oh no did you hear that both countries have nuclear weapons? That's not good at all! Let's hope they don't get mad and use them like Frieza used his final form! I bet I could stop them though and maybe even convince them to settle this with a good old fashioned tournament instead!

Let's all get along (or at least fight fair)!

Look I'm just a Saiyan who loves to fight strong guys but even I know blowing up planets isn't cool. Hopefully India and Pakistan can find a way to settle this without anyone getting hurt too badly. Maybe a sparring match? I'd be happy to ref... or fight! He he he. See ya!