Kamehame-HA! Fed's Powell Stands Ground Against Trump's Inflationary Kamehameha!

Powell's Power Level: Still Over 9000!

Heya! It's me Goku! I heard about this 'Federal Reserve' thingy and this guy named Jerome Powell. Apparently he's like the Earth's version of King Kai watching over the economy. He's saying things are pretty good like when I'm training in 100 times Earth's gravity! He mentioned the economy's strong and everyone's got a job which is great! More people working means more energy for a Spirit Bomb right?

Inflation's a Super Saiyan...But Can Powell Handle It?

But get this there's this thing called 'inflation' that's kinda like a Super Saiyan gone rogue. Powell says it's still a bit too high like when Vegeta's ego gets out of control. And this President Trump is throwing 'tariffs' around which is messing with the prices making it hard to predict things. It's like trying to sense Frieza's power level when he's suppressing it!

Waiting Game: Powell's Kaio ken Patience

Powell's being super careful like when I'm charging up a Kamehameha! He wants to wait and see what happens with these tariffs before changing anything. He says they're 'well positioned to wait,' which sounds like he's ready to go Super Saiyan Blue at any moment if inflation goes berserk! Gotta admire his patience though. Even I get impatient waiting for Gohan to train sometimes!

Trump's Truth Social Kamehameha!

Now President Trump is kinda like Vegeta always complaining! He's not happy with Powell and is saying some pretty harsh stuff like a Spirit Bomb straight to the face! Calling Powell 'dumb' and 'hardheaded' – that's rough even for a Saiyan! But Powell's taking it like a champ saying politics don't affect him. That's the spirit! Ignore the distractions and focus on the fight just like when I'm facing Cell!

Inflation Rising? Time to Train Harder!

Powell thinks inflation might go up a bit like when I push myself to my limits during training. But he's not panicking! He's keeping an eye on things and says they'll do what's best for everyone. It's all about keeping prices stable and making sure everyone has a job. Seems like a pretty important job almost as important as protecting the Earth from Majin Buu!

Dot Plot Dragon Balls: What's the Future Wish?

So the Fed folks had a vote and it's all a bit confusing like trying to understand Bulma's instructions for the Dragon Radar. Some want to cut rates some don't it's all over the place! But Powell and his team are gonna keep watching the data. It’s like searching for the Dragon Balls ya gotta be thorough. Hopefully they'll make the right wish for the economy! Gotta stay strong and keep training just in case inflation turns into another galactic threat!