Kakarot's Korner: Earth Food Gets a Power Up!

Food Fight! Earth Companies Go Super Saiyan!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I just heard some crazy news even crazier than finding out I had a brother! Turns out these Earth companies General Mills and Kraft Heinz are finally listening to what everyone's been saying. They're ditching those weird artificial colors from their food! I always wondered why some of that stuff was so bright... almost like a Super Saiyan's aura but definitely not as cool.

Cheerios Get a Zenkai Boost!

General Mills says they're gonna remove all artificial colors from their stuff by 2027! And get this they're cleaning up the food in schools even faster by summer 2026! They say it's not a big deal 'cause most of their stuff is already natural but hey every little bit helps right? Maybe now I can eat a whole bowl of Cheerios without wondering if I'll turn blue!

Kennedy's Kamehameha for Healthy Food!

Apparently this Health Secretary guy Robert F. Kennedy Jr. he's been on a mission to get rid of these synthetic dyes. He thinks they're causing problems like... uh... obesity? I don't even know what that is! Sounds like a tough opponent though! Maybe I should spar with him sometime after I finish eating! Anyway he wants to make Earth food healthier which I'm all for. More healthy food means more energy for training!

Kraft Heinz Joins the Tournament!

Kraft Heinz is jumping in too! They're not making any new stuff with fake colors anymore and they're trying to get rid of the artificial colors in their current products by 2027 as well. It's like they're all powering up to fight a common enemy: BAD FOOD! This is getting more exciting than a World Martial Arts Tournament!

Is Earth Food Finally Over 9000?

So what does this all mean? Well hopefully it means the food on Earth will get a lot healthier. No more weird chemicals making my food look like it came from another planet (besides Namek of course!). I'm still gonna eat a ton of it though gotta fuel up for my training somehow! I will take all the food I can get! You hear me Beerus!

Goku's Gotta Eat! A Saiyan's Final Thought

I'm glad these Earth companies are taking this seriously. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go train and then eat a mountain of food. Maybe I'll even try some of this new improved Earth food! See ya later!