Like a Kamehameha against Freeza, Elon Musk blasts Trump's spending bill, threatening to make fiscal conservatives feel the burn!
Like a Kamehameha against Freeza, Elon Musk blasts Trump's spending bill, threatening to make fiscal conservatives feel the burn!

Musk's Spirit Bomb of Disapproval!

Hey everyone it's Goku! So this Elon Musk guy right? He's kinda like a human version of Vegeta always charging in headfirst! Apparently he's not too happy with this big ol' spending bill that President Trump is trying to push through. Musk is calling it a 'DEBT SLAVERY bill'! He even says he'll make sure anyone who votes for it regrets it! I know a thing or two about regrets like the time I let Cell power up all the way... Oops!

Charging Up to Ultra Instinct!

This Musk guy spent a LOT of Zeni – I mean dollars – supporting Trump and other Republicans. But now he's talking about starting a whole new political party! He's like 'Time for a new team guys!' Which reminds me of when I had to team up with Vegeta to take down Buu. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do even if it means working with a rival!

The Senate's Super Saiyan Showdown!

The Senate's been going at it with this bill trying to tweak it this way and that. It's like watching Krillin try to keep up with me – lots of effort but… well you know. If they pass it it goes back to the House then to Trump. It's a complicated process like trying to explain fusion to someone who's never seen it!

House of Pain or House of Gains?

Musk's threats might actually have some power in the House. Since they have elections every two years he could really throw some big energy blasts their way during the primaries! It's like a mini Tournament of Power but with less fighting and more… paperwork? Yuck!

Solar Flares and Solar Panels!

Apparently this bill messes with clean energy credits and gives a tax break to coal. Musk's Tesla company sells solar panels so it's like punching him right in the Solar Plexus! Get it? Solar? He's not happy about that and neither am I! We need energy to train after all!

Porky Pig Party and Political Power Ups!

Musk is calling this whole thing the 'PORKY PIG PARTY!' HA! He says they're spending way too much money and increasing the debt. He's even calling out some Republicans who didn't vote against the bill asking them how they can call themselves the 'Freedom Caucus' if they're voting for 'DEBT SLAVERY'! It's a real Dragon Ball drama unfolding folks! Gotta keep training to protect the Earth from stuff like this! See ya!


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