Trump Delays EU Tariffs?! Can We Give Away 50,000 Free Cars Now?

Wait Hold Up... Tariffs?

Alright Beast Squad listen up! So apparently there's this whole drama unfolding between the U.S. and the EU with President Trump initially wanting to slap a HUGE 50% tariff on European goods! 50%?! That's like saying I'm only gonna give away HALF a million dollars in a video. Ain't gonna happen! But then plot twist! He delayed it! Did someone finally show him my videos and inspire him to be more generous? Probably.

Trump's Truth Social Rant

So Trump hopped on Truth Social – which side note sounds like a REALLY awkward truth or dare game – and basically said the EU is finally talking. He's all like "They wanna meet!" and "Finally they're gonna open up for trade!" Sounds like someone's trying to avoid a HUGE price increase. Maybe he saw what happened when I raised the price of the Feastables bar to $299,999? Just kidding Chandler! (Maybe...)

Slow Walking Negotiations? More Like A Turtle Race!

Apparently these negotiations were moving slower than Chris trying to count to a million. Trump even said they were "going nowhere." I feel that. Sometimes my video ideas go nowhere... like the time I tried to build a real life Squid Game course in my backyard. Let's just say the insurance company wasn't thrilled.

The EU Strikes Back (Sort Of)

So the EU wasn't exactly thrilled about the threat of tariffs and were prepping to retaliate with their own tariff countermeasures on American goods. $107.4 BILLION worth! Whoa! It's like when I told Chandler I'd pay him double to eat the world's hottest pepper then immediately regretted it. My accountant was NOT happy. But hey content is king!

Hope For A Breakthrough! (And Maybe Some Free Stuff)

But now there's hope! Everyone's talking deals might be made and tariffs might be avoided. Maybe this is my chance to swoop in and give away a ton of free stuff to celebrate! I'm thinking European cars? Vacations? How about I just fly everyone to Europe for a giant Feastables taste test? Hit that subscribe button to find out!

Constant Contact Constant Deals?

The EU and US reps are apparently in “constant contact”. Look if you are reading this Mr Trump call me and let's talk business! Remember people its all about helping others and giving away lots of amazing prizes! Don't forget to use code Beast in the item shop and subscribe for more amazing content!