To the Moon! Stock Market Soars Higher Than My Subscriber Count (Almost)!

Record Highs? You Mean Record Breaking Giveaways!

Alright folks listen up! The S&P 500 is hitting record highs and that's HUGE. It's like when I gave away 50 cars – everyone wins! The government dropped a June jobs report that was stronger than Chandler trying to lift weights (no offense buddy). Unemployment is down which means more people have money to buy Beast Burgers! Even Jim Cramer is saying things are looking up. He thinks the Federal Reserve is doing the right thing. Basically the economy is doing better than my attempts to play golf. And trust me that's saying something.

Cramer vs. Trump: The Ultimate Showdown (For Your Money)

So apparently President Trump wants the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates ASAP. It's like when I tell Chris to eat a Carolina Reaper pepper – immediate reaction! But Cramer's like 'Hold your horses!' He hasn't seen anything that warrants a rate cut even though Trump's been calling for it. Honestly this is better than a boxing match between me and Logan Paul (no offense Logan!). The stock market is closed for the Fourth of July so everyone can go celebrate… and maybe think about investing in Beast Philanthropy because helping people is cool. Remember TEAM TREES!!!

Overbought? More Like Over the Top Profits!

Jim Cramer's got this thing called the S&P Short Range Oscillator which is basically a fancy way of saying the market's getting a little…excited. It's like when I tell the crew we're giving away a private island! He thinks it might be time to 'trim' some positions which is Wall Street talk for taking profits. They're eyeing Broadcom and some bank stocks like Goldman Sachs and Wells Fargo. They already trimmed Broadcom and made BANK. I mean enough to buy a small country! Cramer said "We don't want to be greedy," but let's be real a little bit of greed is what got us here! (Just kidding... mostly).

DuPont: From Disappointment to Dollar Signs?

Citi just raised its price target on DuPont stock which means they think it's gonna go up! It's like when I tell everyone I'm giving away $10,000 but then I actually give away $100,000! (Surprise!). Apparently there are rumors that some private equity firms want to buy a bunch of DuPont assets. Cramer said the stock's been a "disappointment," but hey everyone has bad days. Even I mess up a thumbnail every now and then... Ok maybe more than 'every now and then'.

The Investing Club: It's Like a VIP Pass to My Giveaways But for Stocks!

Cramer's got this CNBC Investing Club thing where he gives subscribers trade alerts before he makes a move. It's like getting insider info on my next video before it drops! (Except with stocks not Lamborghini giveaways). He waits 45 minutes after sending an alert before buying or selling and 72 hours if he's talked about it on TV. Gotta keep things fair you know? It's all about being transparent and giving back just like when I plant millions of trees. And remember that no profit is guaranteed as per the disclaimer.

Annual Meeting: More Exciting Than Counting to 200 Million Subscribers!

Jim and Jeff are having their Annual Meeting soon where they'll talk about all their stock holdings. It's like a behind the scenes look at their investing strategy. Sounds… mildly interesting? Honestly I'd rather count to 200 million subscribers while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head but hey to each their own! So if you are into stocks... Stay tuned folks because who knows what crazy financial adventures are coming next! Maybe I'll start my own investing club. MrBeast's Guide to Getting Rich (and Giving It Away)!