Victoria's Secret's Got Problems? Looks Like Someone Needs My Clutch Gene!

Falling From Grace: More Like Falling From the Free Throw Line!

Alright folks MJ here. I've seen my share of ups and downs both on and off the court. Reading about Victoria's Secret's struggles it's like watching a rookie brick every shot. We're talking a 75% drop in share price? That's worse than my baseball stint! This BBRC International PTE Limited is just complaining they ain't got no game. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take but you also need a strategy. Enter Barington Capital. These guys seem to know the score unlike some folks who just whine from the sidelines.

Boardroom Air Ball: Time for a Roster Change!

Barington's calling for a board overhaul. Sounds like they need some fresh blood some players who know how to win. Six of the nine directors have been there since the public listing? That's like playing the same starting five for a decade – time for some trades baby! They're even questioning the CEO Hillary Super. Tough love but sometimes you gotta ask if the coach can still run the team. As I always say 'Talent wins games but teamwork and intelligence win championships.'

Back to Basics: Remember What Made You Fly!

Focus on the core brand they say. Makes sense. Victoria's Secret used to be the undisputed champion. Now they're trying to do too much like me trying to play point guard. Stick to what you're good at hone your skills and dominate. And for crying out loud get that digital game on point! It's 2024 not 1994. Gotta adapt or you'll get left in the dust.

International Game: Time to Take Flight Worldwide!

International expansion? Now we're talking! The world is my court and it should be Victoria's Secret's too. But you can't just show up and expect to win. You need a plan a strategy and the right team. It's like the Dream Team going to Barcelona – we didn't just show up and wing it. We prepared we executed and we brought home the gold. And streamlined operations? Cut the fat focus on the muscle. No room for dead weight on a championship team.

Been There Done That: Barington's Got a Ring!

Barington's no rookie. They've tangled with VSCO before back when it was part of L Brands. And guess what? They won. A 221.5% increase? That's like hitting a game winning shot at the buzzer. They know the game they know the players and they know how to get results. Unlike BBRC who just write strongly worded letters. Talk is cheap. Let's see some action.

Constructive Criticism: The Key to a Comeback!

Here's the bottom line: Victoria's Secret needs a serious turnaround. Barington's got a plan and they're not afraid to speak up. As I always say 'Some people want it to happen some wish it would happen others make it happen.' Let's hope Victoria's Secret is ready to make it happen. And if they need any tips on staying on top they know where to find me. Just don't ask me to wear the lingerie.