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Michael Jordan breaks down the Capital One and Discover merger, offering his signature blend of insight, humor, and competitive fire. image

Capital One Buys Discover! Is This Game Changer or Just Another Assist?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 16:11
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UnitedHealth Group's stock takes a 20% nosedive due to soaring medical costs, leaving Wall Street analysts wondering if this is a sign of trouble for the entire Medicare Advantage industry. image

UnitedHealth Stock Plummets Is This the End Game for Medicare Advantage Plans?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:16
4 minutes to read

MJ breaks down how the Fed is navigating Trump's tariffs and what it means for your money, reminding everyone that pressure makes diamonds! image

Jerome Powell Got Game! But Can He Handle Trump's Tariffs?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 08:15
3 minutes to read

Major Wall Street banks report record-breaking stock trading revenue in Q1, fueled by market volatility and strategic positioning amidst the new Trump regime. image

Wall Street Just Pulled Off A Flu Game! Is This The New Normal?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:14
3 minutes to read

The Japan Fair Trade Commission (JFTC) issues a cease and desist order against Google for anti-competitive practices regarding search services on Android devices. image

Google Slammed in Japan! Did They REALLY Think They Could Get Away With This?

Wed 16 April, 2025 04:27
2 minutes to read

MJ breaks down why hoarding cash during market dips might make you feel safe, but it's like playing defense your whole career you gotta take some shots! image

Scared Money Dont Make Money! MJ on Navigating the Stock Market Rollercoaster!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:45
3 minutes to read

MJ analyzes the bizarre back-and-forth between El Salvador, the US, and the Supreme Court over a deported man. image

Did Trump Just Dunk on the Supreme Court With This INSANE Deportation Drama?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:49
3 minutes to read

Goldman Sachs Q1 earnings beat expectations, fueled by a surge in equities trading revenue, proving they still got game… but are they championship material? image

Goldman Sachs Earning Big Bucks! Is It Better Than My Bulls Days?

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:20
2 minutes to read

Michael Jordan breaks down Goldman Sachs' top stock picks for the upcoming earnings season, offering his signature blend of analysis, humor, and competitive spirit. image

Earnings Season Slam Dunk! MJ Reveals the Stocks to Watch and Why They're Like My Fadeaway!

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:38
3 minutes to read

Michael Jordan analyzes the recent surge in mortgage rates, throwing in some competitive spirit and a few laughs along the way. image

Mortgage Rates Hit 7 Percent! Is the Dream of Owning a Home Officially Shattered?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:14
3 minutes to read