Breaking News: Someone Still Believes in Flying Cars!
Alright folks Zuck here fresh off a virtual meeting in Horizon Worlds (yes people are still using it... some of them). I stumbled upon this fascinating piece about Cathie Wood's unwavering faith in Tesla. Apparently she's predicting a $2,600 price target! That's like saying my metaverse avatar will win a beauty pageant. Ambitious to say the least. Maybe she knows something I don't... or maybe she's just really really good at manifesting.
Tesla to the Moon or Back to Earth?
Look I admire Elon's ambition as much as the next guy (or robot). But Cathie's $2,600 target gives Tesla an $8.4 trillion valuation. Let's put that in perspective: that's bigger than Apple Microsoft *and* Nvidia *combined*. And those guys are actually you know making a boatload of money *right now*. Tesla's got the potential sure but are we betting the farm on 'potential' alone? As we say in Silicon Valley 'Move fast and break things'... but maybe not your entire investment portfolio?
Robotaxis: The Future or Just a Really Expensive Taxi?
Ah the allure of robotaxis! Cathie's banking on Tesla dominating the self driving taxi market. She envisions 50 million robotaxis globally by 2030 half of them Teslas. That's cute. I'm all for AI and self driving tech. We're pouring billions into it ourselves. But turning Tesla into the Uber of the future? Remember the future is already here—it's just not evenly distributed. Translation: It may take longer than we think.
Ten Trillion Dollar Dream: Is That Even Real?
ARK estimates a $10 trillion total addressable market for robotaxis and self driving tech which according to them would generate $34 trillion of enterprise value within the next five years. Ambitious to say the least. Reminds me of someone else now who was that... oh yes *me*. It's almost like saying I know this one day the Metaverse will be the whole world but maybe that day is not today.
Analyst Armageddon: The Pessimism Is Real!
Here's where the dream meets reality. Analysts are turning bearish on Tesla and the stock's taken a beating. Nine out of ten technical indicators are flashing red. Ouch. It's like the market's saying 'Zuck maybe you should stick to building social networks... or metaverses... or whatever it is you do.' Even *I* get that sometimes and I'm always building.
Playing the Options Game: A High Stakes Gamble?
So what's the play? The article suggests a put calendar spread. Sounds complicated right? That is because it is! It's basically betting that Tesla's stock will stay low in the short term but could potentially drop further down the road. Look I'm not giving financial advice here. But if you're going to gamble on Tesla maybe stick to the roulette table. The odds might be better. And always remember: be careful about taking too much risk and never trust anyone over 30 (including yourself).
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Zen111
Robotaxis? More like Robo-headaches. The technology just isn't there yet.
dangquangtvu8
Cathie Wood is either a visionary or completely delusional. There's no in-between.
deron4jc
I'm with Cathie Wood! Buy and HODL
raysergio95
Zuckerberg should stick to building platforms, not commenting on stock predictions!
mommachick2004
I'm betting on AI, but not necessarily on Tesla being the only player in the game.
moshi
The robotaxi revolution is coming. I bet it is the biggest thing to come from the car industry ever.
tlw2102
Zuck talking about careful risk? That's rich coming from the guy who bet the company on the metaverse.