Mark Zuckerberg - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 1 to 10 of 135 news articles

Zuck breaks down the latest market moves: Apple's COO shuffle, the dollar's dip, bond yields, and what's up (or down) with Snap, Costco, and Big Oil. image

Meta View: Apple's Exodus, Dollar Doldrums, and Snap's Reality Check

Tue 08 July, 2025 23:58
3 minutes to read

Bank of America Strategist Savita Subramanian raises S&P 500 target but suggests limited upside, leaving me wondering if I should just stick to building the metaverse. image

S&P 500 Target Revised: Is This the End of the Line or Just a Temporary Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue 08 July, 2025 12:19
3 minutes to read

BlackRock's acquisition of ElmTree Funds signals a deeper dive into private markets, aiming to diversify beyond its ETF dominance and reinvent itself for future growth. image

BlackRock Buys ElmTree: Is Larry Fink Trying to Friend Request Real Estate?

Mon 07 July, 2025 16:03
3 minutes to read

Treasury Secretary Bessent drops a tariff bombshell, setting an August 1st deadline for trade agreements. Are we about to enter a new era of global commerce, or is this just another plot twist in the ongoing Trump trade saga? image

Tariff Tango: Will They Dance or Fall Flat on August 1st?

Sun 06 July, 2025 16:16
3 minutes to read

Your boy Zuck dives deep into the Specialty Food Association's Summer Fancy Food Show, spotting trends, dissing Dubai chocolate, and pondering the future of flavor. Hint: It involves more olive oil. image

Move Fast and Eat Things: Zuck's Take on the Fancy Food Show!

Fri 04 July, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Starboard Value acquires a significant stake in Tripadvisor, sparking investor optimism and potential strategic shifts for the online travel giant. image

Starboard Value Bets Big on Tripadvisor: Is This the Pivot We've Been Waiting For?

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:26
3 minutes to read

Republican infighting and flight delays threaten to derail Trump's key policy package in the House, leaving Speaker Johnson scrambling for votes and Zuckerberg wondering if this is all just a simulation. image

Is This Thing On? Trump's Megabill Faces House Hurdles – A Zuck Perspective

Wed 02 July, 2025 19:57
3 minutes to read

From AI-powered foldable phones to self-driving mine trucks, China's economy is being reshaped by artificial intelligence, showing stark contrasts and surprising growth. image

China's AI Revolution: Faster Than a Zuck Apology?

Wed 02 July, 2025 09:15
4 minutes to read

Mark Zuckerberg humorously critiques the dismantling of USAID, echoing concerns from Obama and Bush, while pondering the future of global development in a world increasingly shaped by algorithms. image

USAID Shutdown The Zuck Weighs In On This Colossal Mistake

Mon 30 June, 2025 20:36
3 minutes to read

A satirical look at recent Wall Street ratings, from Broadcom's infrastructure dominance to Tesla's bumpy robotaxi road, all through the eyes (and filter) of yours truly. image

Zuckerberg's Take: Wall Street Whispers, From Broadcom to Robotaxis (And Why I'm Still Not Selling My Metaverse Shares)

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:16
3 minutes to read