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A look at Japan's inflation, trade talks with the U.S., and how Trump's tariffs might throw a wrench in the Bank of Japan's plans. image

Is Japan's Economy Doomed Thanks to Trump Tariffs?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 23:41
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Mark Zuckerberg analyzes a CNBC report on oversold stocks like Global Payments and AbbVie, humorously questioning investor behavior amidst trade tariff uncertainties. image

Oversold Stocks Ready to Rebound Or Did Investors Panic Too Soon?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:20
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Tech stocks plummet as Nvidia and AMD face export restrictions and tariff woes, signaling potential slowdown in chip growth and impacting the broader market. image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Tech Tumble! Is This the End of Moore's Law?

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:50
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Reports indicate a significant number of IRS employees are considering a buyout offer, potentially shrinking the agency's workforce by a substantial percentage. image

IRS About to Shrink More Than My Metaverse User Base! Tax Season Just Got a Whole Lot Easier?

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:29
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Jim Umpleby is stepping down as CEO of Caterpillar, handing the reins to Joseph Creed amidst global economic uncertainty. Are we ready for this?! image

Caterpillar CEO Steps Down What Does This Mean For the Metaverse?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 11:47
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A new survey reveals that Trump's tariffs are causing businesses to avoid reshoring, leading to job cuts and recession fears, threatening the future of affordable, or even luxury, goods. image

Is Trump's Tariff War Crashing the Economy Faster Than I Can Update My Facebook Status?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:33
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Analyzing China's surprising export surge amidst trade war tensions and sluggish domestic demand, with a Zucky twist. image

China's Economy Does the Cha-Cha: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back! Tariffs? Challenge Accepted!

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:14
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Zuck breaks down Wells Fargo's Q1 stumble, complete with tech billionaire humor and the burning question: Are they even on the Metaverse? image

Wells Fargo Stock Plummets! Did They Forget to Friend Me on Facebook?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:20
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Reports suggest China is unlikely to significantly devalue its currency, the yuan, in response to U.S. tariffs due to potential financial instability and capital flight, favoring a more gradual approach or domestic stimulus instead. Seems legit! image

Yuan Gonna Believe China Wont Weaponize Its Currency?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 06:14
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A massive short squeeze triggered by tariff news led to a historic stock market rally, leaving hedge funds scrambling and tech stocks soaring. Was it real buyers or panic? Find out! image

Hedge Funds Get Zucked! Epic Short Squeeze Sends Markets to the Moon!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:18
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