Mama Mia! Oil Prices Jump Higher Than My Jumpman in a Bowser Battle!

It's a Me Mario With Some Fiery News!

Hello everybody! Mario here reporting live from... well not the Mushroom Kingdom this time! Things are getting hot hot HOT like when I touch a Fire Flower! Oil prices they're a jumping! We're talking a bigger leap than when I'm chasing Princess Peach! Apparently Israel did a 'bada boom' on Iran and now everyone's a nervous about the oil! Wahoo!

Israel Goes 'Bada Boom!'

So from what I hear Israel decided to how you say 'take matters into their own hands' against Iran. Prime Minister Netanyahu gave a speech sounding a bit like Bowser when he's about to unleash a Koopa Troopa army. They're saying it's about nukes and missiles. Mama mia that's a scary! Secretary of State Rubio is saying the U.S. wasn't involved like Luigi when I tell him to face the Boos alone!

Uh Oh! Retaliation Time?

Now everyone's a worried Iran is going to retaliate. Think Bowser throwing everything but the kitchen sink at me after I stomp him. Oil market experts are saying it could mean trouble for oil supplies. That's a not good! We don't want to be paying more for gas or I won't be able to afford my spaghetti! You know 'All roads lead to Rome'? Well all prices lead to my wallet!

Trump's a Gonna Be Mad!

Apparently President Trump wants those oil prices down. And Mr. Lipow says that what Israel is doing will surely increase oil prices something that would damage Trump. Higher gas prices? That's a worse than running out of mushrooms right before a big jump!

Wake Up Call! (And It's Not My Alarm Clock!)

Saul Kavonic says this is a 'wake up call'. These problems are real and close like a Goomba about to bump into you. And now some hardliners in Iran might get even more fired up! 'Here we go!' straight to a bigger fight... 'Oh I don't like this!'.

So What's a Next?

Well things are looking a bit dicey like a board game with Bowser! Let's a hope everyone can cool down and talk it out. We don't want a big boom just nice cheap oil for everyone to enjoy so I can keep my kart fueled up. Keep your eyes peeled and remember: 'It's a me Mario!'... and I'll keep you posted! Wahoo!