Mama Mia! China's Profits Take a Tumble - Can the Mushroom Kingdom Save the Day?

A Wop! Profits Down the Drain!

It's a me Mario! And let me tell you things are looking a little... *womp womp*... in China. They say their industrial profits dropped 9.1% in May! That's like falling down a bottomless pit eh? 'Here we go!' down down down! They haven't seen a drop like this since last October. Someone needs a Super Mushroom pronto!

CITI CITI Boom Boom! Forecasts Get a Boost!

Citibank thinks China's gonna grow 5% this year 'It's a getting better!' they say. That's a good right? Like finding a 1 Up Mushroom! But I still feel like Bowser is up to no good!

Exports to the Rescue? Not So Fast!

China's been shipping stuff to Europe and Southeast Asia like I run through the Mushroom Kingdom but shipments to America are dropping faster than me when I miss a jump! 34.5% down! That's a 'Game Over' for some businesses! But who knows maybe princess peach is in another castle. China's exports may still grow but its all still unknown.

Trumpet Time! A Deal Is... Maybe... On?

President Trump says there's a deal! 'Yahoo!' But then someone else says 'Wait a minute! It's just a framework!' It's like trying to grab the flagpole but it keeps moving! So the geneva deal is just there for show eh?

Geneva Deal: A Faltering!

This 'Geneva deal' is more like a 'Geneva Disagreement' eh? China is stopping mineral exports and America is stopping students from coming over to study. It's like Bowser and me having a tea party doesn't work out at all! The two countries are not going to make amends 'til who knows when.

Breaking News: Refresh for More Mushroom Mayhem!

This is breaking news so keep refreshing this page 'Lets a Go!' I'll keep you updated as more news comes okie dokie? Who knows what's gonna happen next. Stay safe and don't fall into any bottomless pits!