Yo, Check It! Biden's Got the Blues... and Prostate Cancer!

Uh Oh Trouble in Prostate Paradise!

Alright everybody gather 'round! Your boy Will here droppin' some news that's got me feelin' like I just lost a game of pool to Carlton. Turns out former Prez Joe Biden is dealin' with some not so fresh news. Word is he got diagnosed with prostate cancer. Yeah I know not exactly the kind of 'change we can believe in,' huh? They found a nodule after he was dealin' with some urinary issues. Now I ain't no doctor but even I know that ain't good.

From the White House to the Doctor's House

So last week Biden went to see the doc 'cause he was havin' some uh 'plumbing problems,' if you catch my drift. Turns out they found a nodule. That's like findin' a stray pair of Carlton's argyle socks in your laundry – never a good sign. And on Friday BAM! Diagnosis: prostate cancer. Man that's heavier than Uncle Phil's weight loss journey!

Gleason Score? Sounds Like a Dance Move Carlton Would Invent

Now they're throwin' around terms like 'Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5)' and 'metastasis to the bone.' Sounds like something Carlton would try to bust a move to at a party right? But seriously that means it's spread to his bones. We're talkin' a serious situation here people.

Hormone Sensitive? Thank Goodness!

But hold up don't go cryin' into your cheesesteak just yet! The good news is they say it's 'hormone sensitive,' which apparently means they can manage it effectively. Now I don't know exactly what that means but it sounds better than having Hilary throw me out the house again. Hopefully this 'effective management' is more like Jazz getting tossed and less like Phil's lectures.

Treatment Options: Time to Fight the Good Fight!

Biden and his family are lookin' at all the treatment options. That's good! Gotta fight the good fight you know? Gotta show cancer who's boss. He may be the ex Prez but I know he's got the grit in him to pull through just like when he debates Paul Ryan.

Stay Tuned Fresh News Droppin' Soon!

This is still breakin' news folks so stay tuned to this channel ya dig? Your boy Will is gonna keep you updated. In the meantime let's send some good vibes and prayers his way. 'Cause let's face it even a Fresh Prince knows when it's time to get serious and show some respect. Peace out!