Netflix Just Pulled a Carlton! Did They Really Just Do That?!

Yo Check It! Netflix's Bank Account is Lookin' Fresssssh!

Alright listen up cuz this is important. Netflix right? They just dropped their Q1 2025 earnings report and let me tell you it's hotter than a Philly cheesesteak in July! Revenue? Up 13% clocking in at a cool $10.54 billion. That's more money than Geoffrey can shake a silver platter at! Even Wall Street those cats always tryin' to play it cool were like 'Whoa hold up!'

Earning Per Share? Off the Charts

And the diluted per share earnings? Forget about it! $6.61! That's enough to buy a whole lotta Bel Air mansions! Way above what those Wall Street dudes were predictin'. Turns out people are payin' up for their binge watchin'. Who knew?

Price Hikes: They Did What?!

Now here's where it gets a little tricky like trying to explain rap music to Uncle Phil. Netflix sneaky as ever jacked up their prices back in January. Standard plan? Bam! More expensive. Ad supported? Ka ching! Premium? Don't even get me started! But hey if it keeps the shows comin' maybe it's worth it? It is gonna cost me a whole lot more allowance money though.

Subscribers? Gone Like My Patience with Hilary

This is where it gets real y'all. Netflix is changin' the game. They're ditchin' the quarterly subscriber data. Apparently they wanna focus on the Benjamins and other fancy finance stuff. It's like they're sayin' 'Subscribers? We don't need no stinkin' subscribers! Show me the money!'

Trump's Trade Wars: Shakin' Things Up Like a Jazzercise Class

Word on the street is that Trump's trade policies are messin' with the market makin' traditional media stocks do the Carlton dance – you know all shaky and awkward. But Netflix? They're playin' it cool. "No material change to our overall business outlook," they say. Smooth. They're like 'Bring it on Donald! We got this!'

Stay Tuned Folks!

This is a developin' story so keep your eyes peeled. I'll be here keepin' it real and droppin' knowledge like Geoffrey drops those subtle insults. You know what they say "Every day it's gettin' closer goin' faster than a roller coaster."