
Hear Me Roar... About Stocks!
My loyal subjects! Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen First of Her Name Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons... also apparently a stock enthusiast now? Who knew! I've been surveying the realm and instead of dragons I see charts. And what do I see in this 'Celsius Holdings' you speak of? A chance for glory that's what.
From Downtrend to Dragonfire: A Reversal Tale
This company Celsius Holdings has been in a bit of a pickle hasn't it? Like King's Landing after Cersei had her little 'oops' moment with the wildfire. But fear not! The charts those mystical maps of numbers and lines tell a tale of reversal. A 'bearish to bullish' reversal they call it. It's like when my dragons went from tiny screeching lizards to fire breathing behemoths. A true transformation!
Basing and Rounding: Not Just for Wine Anymore!
Apparently this stock is 'basing' and forming a 'rounding bottom.' Honestly sounds like something you'd do after drinking too much Arbor Gold in Dorne. But no it means it's building a strong foundation for an upward climb. Think of it as my army regrouping before storming Meereen. A necessary step before ultimate victory!
The Iron Throne... of Profit!
The wise men and women at 'Worth Charting' (whoever they are I approve of their name) see a price objective of $46 or thereabouts. That's like finding a chest of gold dragons in the rubble of your enemy's castle! A true reward for those who dare to invest. And remember fortune favors the bold!
Advice from a Mother of Dragons: Don't Be a Fool!
Now before you go throwing all your gold at this 'Celsius Holdings,' let me impart some Khaleesi wisdom. This 'CNBC' (another group of wise folk perhaps?) reminds you that this isn't advice from the gods but merely opinions. So think for yourselves! Consult your own advisors your maesters of finance. Don't be like those fools who followed Viserys into the Dothraki sea expecting a crown of gold. Use your heads!
Dracarys... to Your Doubts!
So there you have it. Daenerys Targaryen weighing in on the world of stocks. Whether you choose to follow this path is your own decision. But remember my words: "I will take what is mine with fire and blood... and maybe a little bit of smart investing!" Now go forth and conquer... the stock market!
cambria
I'll take my chances. For the Queen!
dolfpaul
If the Mother of Dragons says it's good, it's good!
hbn13
This is the most entertaining stock analysis I've ever read!