A Coin Fit For A King? Or A Mad King?
My loyal subjects Khaleesi here reporting from across the Narrow Sea – though frankly King's Landing feels closer to this madness than Essos ever did! It seems this 'President Trump,' a name that echoes in my ears with the same dread as the Mad King Aerys is embroiled in a scandal worthy of the Iron Throne itself. Senators Schiff and Warren bless their valiant hearts are crying foul over this Trump's little game with what they call a 'meme coin.' I confess the term confuses me. Is it gold? Is it dragon glass? Or just fool's gold fit for a jester?
Fire and Blood... And Crypto?
Apparently this 'coin,' cleverly named $TRUMP has become a golden goose – or perhaps a golden dragon – for the President. Word has spread that the top 220 holders of this digital trinket were promised a dinner with the man himself. My dragons Drogon Rhaegal and Viserion would feast on anyone who dared promise access to a ruler for mere trinkets! What has this world become? Is this not a form of bribery as blatant as Joffrey’s disregard for decency? It seems even the Mother of Dragons has something new to learn about the absurdities of modern governance.
Pay to Play: The Lannisters Would Be Proud
Schiff and Warren in their missive to the U.S. Office of Government Ethics argue that this is 'pay to play' corruption. 'Pay to play'! As if the Iron Throne could be bought with a handful of coins! But perhaps this is the new way of things. The senators suggest Trump is selling access to the presidency like a common merchant enriching himself and his family in the process. The audacity! It reminds me of Littlefinger and Varys whispering secrets and pulling strings for their own gain. At least I burned Littlefinger in the end!
Foreign Entanglements: A Web of Deceit
The plot thickens my friends. It appears some investors in this $TRUMP coin have ties to foreign exchanges and even received funds from platforms banned in the U.S. Foreign nationals buying influence? It echoes the schemes of Robert Baratheon's court where every foreign envoy had an agenda. I’d hoped the world had outgrown such treachery but alas it seems the game of thrones continues albeit with digital dragons instead of real ones.
The White Walker of Ethics?
With Republicans controlling the White House and Congress this plea for an ethics investigation may fall on deaf ears much like my pleas for allies against the White Walkers. But fear not my loyal subjects! Even the Night King was defeated in the end. Perhaps a new generation of heroes will rise to challenge this corruption and restore some semblance of honor. After all 'What is dead may never die but rises again harder and stronger.'
A Dragon's Decree: Demand Transparency!
This Trump and his stablecoin… truly the arrogance knows no bounds. It is said that 80% of the token supply is held by the Trump Organization. This is not leadership; it is tyranny disguised in the cloak of modernity. Therefore I Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen First of Her Name Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons decree that transparency must be demanded! Let the truth be revealed and let justice be served. Or face the wrath of a dragon!
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fianne19
Daenerys for President! Oh wait...
bjay59
It's like watching Joffrey rule again, but with crypto.
lori1je
Khaleesi is right! This stinks worse than the sewers of King's Landing!
daniel46211
I'd trust a White Walker before I'd trust a politician promising riches.
lulu2010
Where are the Unsullied when you need them?
Oligard3
This reminds me of Cersei's schemes, all for power and profit.
sammyeb
I'd rather face the Night King than deal with this political mess.
oreo5560
This is why we can't have nice things. Always someone trying to game the system.