
Kree Tech? Not Quite
Alright cosmic citizens! Your friendly neighborhood Captain Marvel here taking a break from saving planets to dive into some Earthly tech. I've been hearing a lot about this 'Iron Dome' thingamajig Israel uses. Apparently it's their go to for swatting incoming rockets out of the sky. Think of it as a planetary scale version of Goose's appetite – always ready to gobble up trouble. Developed by Rafael Advanced Defense Systems with a little help from my pals in the U.S. of A this system's been up and running since 2011. Defense Ministry claims it's stopped 'countless' rockets. I’ve stopped countless alien invasions so I’m not *easily* impressed but it’s a start. They say it's got all the bells and whistles: tech machinery soldiers commanders… sounds like a party! Though knowing Earthlings it's probably more complicated than a Skrull's family tree.
How it Works: Radar Rockets and Really Fast Decisions
So how does this thing work? From what I gather it's all about radar. This radar gizmo keeps an eye out for incoming rockets figures out if they're heading for a population center and if they are the Iron Dome launches a Tamir missile to intercept. It's like a high stakes game of dodgeball but with actual missiles. It's only configured to shoot within protected areas which let's be honest is probably for the best. Can you imagine the chaos if this thing started firing willy nilly? It's like when I tried to make mac and cheese for the Avengers after that whole Thanos ordeal. Let’s just say New York wasn’t ready. Some report I read described the Iron Dome as an anti rocket anti mortar and anti artillery system that can intercept launches from 2.5 to 43 miles away. Impressive? Sure but I travel faster than light so my perspective might be a little skewed. You know like that time I raced Quicksilver and gave him a 5 light year head start.
Location Location Interception!
Apparently there are at least 10 of these Iron Dome batteries scattered around Israel each designed to protect a 60 square mile area. Each battery is equipped with three to four launchers and each launcher can hold up to 20 Tamir interceptors. That's a lot of missiles! It's like packing for a trip to space you always bring more than you think you'll need. Especially if you’re dealing with Ronan the Accuser. Seriously that guy has a serious vendetta. Imagine how many more batteries they could build if they just pooled all the spare change people leave under their sofa cushions? I once found enough change in the Milano to buy a small moon. Granted it was a really small moon and mostly made of cheese but still!
Show Me The Money!
Here's where things get interesting. Each Iron Dome battery costs over $100 million to produce. And the U.S. has been footing a big chunk of the bill since 2011. Billions of dollars in fact. Congress seems pretty keen on keeping the Iron Dome funded which I guess is a good thing. But still that's a lot of Earth dollars! I could buy so many Flerken treats with that kind of cash! Like enough to keep Goose happy for… well for as long as Flerkens live I guess.
Every Shield Has Its Cracks
Now before you start thinking the Iron Dome is some kind of impenetrable force field let's talk weaknesses. Apparently this thing can get overwhelmed if too many rockets come at it at once. Analysts call it a "saturation" attack. Basically too many bad guys not enough good guys. Sounds familiar right? It's like trying to stop a Kree invasion with only a handful of Avengers. You can put up a fight but eventually you're going to need some backup. In short the Iron Dome is impressive but not infallible. Just like me after a triple espresso double chocolate super caffeinated space latte.
Final Thoughts: Needs More Cosmic Power
So there you have it. The Iron Dome: Earth's attempt at a planetary defense system. It's not perfect but it's something. Maybe one day Earth will develop a defense system that can rival the Kree Empire's. But until then they'll have to make do with radar interceptors and a whole lot of U.S. dollars. And hey if things get really hairy they can always call me. After all I'm always up for a good fight… or at least a decent shawarma.
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