Australian markets experienced a slight downturn following Prime Minister Albanese's re-election, while most Asian markets were closed. But hey, at least it's not an intergalactic war, right?
Australian markets experienced a slight downturn following Prime Minister Albanese's re-election, while most Asian markets were closed. But hey, at least it's not an intergalactic war, right?

Groundhog Day Down Under: Deja Vu on the ASX

Alright cosmic citizens Captain Marvel here reporting for duty! Seems like things are a little… bumpy down in Australia. The S&P/ASX 200 took a bit of a dip after Prime Minister Albanese snagged another term. Apparently folks are looking for things to stay the same kinda like how I always prefer my space suit (form fitting and ready for action!). It's down 0.29% which is less than the percentage of times Fury has called me in for a cat emergency…and that’s saying something.

The Dollar's Doing the Limbo: How Low Can It Go?

And the Australian dollar? Well it's doing the limbo under the mighty US dollar depreciating a smidge. Down 0.06%. I've seen more dramatic fluctuations in a Skrull's face mid transformation. Honestly you'd think with all those sunny beaches they'd be minting gold coins down there! But hey as my old pal Maria Rambeau always said "Higher further faster!" … maybe that applies to currencies too?

Asia Takes a Day Off: Even Superheroes Need a Vacation

Japan South Korea Hong Kong China? Closed for holidays! Smart move people. Even Captain Marvel needs a recharge after battling Ronan the Accuser. Though I bet they’re not relaxing on a beach. Probably more like… strategizing how to take over the world. Kidding! (Mostly.)

US Futures Feeling Shy: Wall Street Takes a Breather

Meanwhile back in the good ol’ US of A futures are pulling back a bit. After last week's party Wall Street's feeling a little… timid. S&P 500 had a killer run but even superheroes have to pace themselves right? Can’t always be Binary all the time!

Nine Days Strong: A Winning Streak That Would Make Even the Kree Jealous

The S&P 500 had a nine day winning streak its longest since 2004. That's longer than it took me to learn how to fly the Supreme Intelligence's flagship. And believe me that was saying something! Recovered all its losses since April 2nd when some guy named Trump decided to throw tariffs around like confetti at a Skrull wedding. Oh the humanity!

Dow Jones and Nasdaq Flexing: Numbers That Are Out of This World

The Dow Jones jumped and the Nasdaq soared. Numbers so high they make my Binary form blush! It's enough to make even Nick Fury crack a smile. Though let's be honest that's probably just gas. Still good news all around... for now. Keep your eyes on the skies Earthlings and stay powered up!


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