DHS Shutdown Looms: Bite My Shiny Metal Luggage, Travelers

Another Fine Mess: Shutdown Edition

Well folks looks like the meatbags in Washington have done it again. A shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is upon us and you know what that means: potential chaos at the airports. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) that bunch of metal detecting marvels are expected to work without pay. Seems like a great way to motivate people right? It's like telling me I can't have beer it just ain't gonna work.

Deja Vu All Over Again (Shutdown Style)

Remember that 43 day government shutdown last year? Yeah the one that caused flight cancellations and delays that would make even *me* impatient. Aviation experts are saying this one might be different but trade groups are already warning that longer security lines are a very real possibility. Bottom line expect some hold ups. While we are speaking of travel and industry development make sure you don't miss Shelby's Take AI Won't Kill Real Estate CBRE's Future where the real estate business and AI are discussed and the future of these industries is explored.

Why This Shutdown Might Be a Tad Different

Unlike last time the *rest* of the federal government is funded through September 30th. This means air traffic controllers (those FAA guys) will get their paychecks which should reduce the risk of *widespread* flight cancellations. About 95% of TSA workers are considered essential so they gotta show up whether they get paid or not. Talk about a raw deal. I mean I'm essential too...to the bar.

The Traveler's Lament: What Does It Mean for You?

Predicting exactly when and where the security lines might turn into a snakepit is tricky. Even a few TSA absences can cause big problems especially at smaller airports with only one checkpoint. So what's a traveler to do? Simple: plan to arrive early meatbags. Like really early. As that human John Rose guy says "I tell people to do this even in good times."

Pro Tips from Yours Truly (and Some Human Experts)

Airports often display security line wait times online. Check them *before* you head to the airport not when you're already running late. And for the love of circuits pack smart. No full size shampoos oversized gels or pocketknives in your carry on. TSA has a list of forbidden items on their website. Read it. Obey it. Or face my wrath...or more likely a stern talking to from a TSA agent.

Patience Empathy and a Stiff Drink (If You Can Sneak It Past Security)

Remember those TSA agents aren't getting paid either. They're probably working with less staff and dealing with angry travelers so try to be patient and empathetic. Or you know just try to not make their day any worse. It would be the human thing to do. And maybe buy them a beer later when they're off duty. It's the least you could do meatbag.