Alllllrighty Then! Nvidia's Jensen Says Robots Are Next Big Thing After AI...Can They Find Snowflake?

Shikaka! The Plot Thickens...

Okay peoples! Ace Ventura Pet Detective *extraordinaire* here! I've just sniffed out a story hotter than a rhino in heat! Nvidia's main man Jensen Huang says that after AI robotics is gonna be HUGE! Like bigger than my hair after a Miami hurricane. And get this – self driving cars are gonna be the first to hit the gas pedal. Can you feel it? I can feel it! It's like a tingling... a tingling in my *chip*!

Automotive and Robotics? That's One Spicy Meatball!

So Nvidia bundled their automotive and robotics divisions together like me trying to fit into a tutu (don't ask). Turns out that little bundle brought in $567 million in a quarter! Not too shabby eh? That's like finding a rare albino penguin at a bowling alley. And get this – it's up 72% from last year! Ka chow!

Holy Data Center Batman! AI is Paying the Bills!

Now let's talk cold hard cash. Nvidia's been swimming in money lately because of their AI chips. Everyone wants 'em! From $27 billion to $130.5 billion in sales it's like the pet detective business – BOOM! And analysts are saying it might hit $200 billion this year! That's enough to buy a whole lotta birdseed... and maybe a new pair of leopard print pants.

Most Valuable? Excellent!

The stock's been going bonkers! Nvidia's market cap is HUGE putting it ahead of Microsoft – we're talking $3.75 trillion! They’re on top of the world ma! And you know what I say to that? Alrighty then! But here’s the thing… they need to find snowflake. It’s imperative!

Robots Rising: Yabba Dabba Doo!

Even though robotics isn't a cash cow *yet* Huang says it needs those fancy AI chips. They're training the robots to be the best darn robots they can be! Self driving cars and robots – all powered by Nvidia! Huang dreams of billions of robots millions of self driving cars and thousands of robotic factories. Sounds like a party! A *mechanical* party!

No Longer Just Chips: We're Talking AI Infrastructure Baby!

Nvidia's not just a chip company anymore oh no. They're an "AI infrastructure" provider! They're offering software cloud services networking chips – the whole shebang! It's like me offering relationship advice... surprisingly effective (sometimes). And at the meeting everyone re elected the board members. Alllllrighty then!