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The TSA is reportedly planning to relax the requirement for travelers to remove their shoes at airport security checkpoints, potentially ending a nearly two-decade-old rule. image

Alllllrighty Then! TSA Ditches the Shoe Tango: Are Our Toes Finally Free?

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:17
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Ace Ventura dives deep into the Apple stock market buzz, decoding analyst opinions and sniffing out potential banana peels in the tech giant's trajectory. image

Alrighty Then! Apple Stock in a Pickle? Ace Ventura Investigates!

Mon 07 July, 2025 11:18
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Ace Ventura investigates Apple's stock performance, AI strategy, and whether it's truly part of the Magnificent Seven. Spoiler alert: Nature is calling, and it might be Apple's stock! image

Alrighty Then! Apple Shares: Are They Magnificent or Just Monkey Business?

Mon 07 July, 2025 11:18
2 minutes to read

Gawdat's 90-second rule, born from loss, teaches us to flush out negativity and choose joy, even when life throws us a Skunk. image

Alllllrighty Then! 90 Seconds to Happiness? Even Pet Detectives Need a Mood Boost!

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:30
4 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates the turbulently terrible air quality surrounding Elon Musk's xAI supercomputer in Memphis, where natural gas turbines are causing a real stink! image

Alllllrighty Then! Elon's AI Supercomputer Stinks Up Memphis!

Thu 03 July, 2025 22:07
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates the shocking gaps in your 'full coverage' car insurance – From rogue raccoons to mechanical meltdowns, find out what's NOT protected and how to fix it! image

Alllllrighty Then! Your Car Insurance Ain't Covering That?! (Holy Chalupas, Batman!)

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates Trump's new trade deal with Vietnam, revealing tariff twists and market mayhem! image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump Tames Trade with Vietnam... or Does He?

Wed 02 July, 2025 16:27
3 minutes to read

The Big Kahuna of Amazon, Jeff Bezos, is selling off a truckload of his company's stock, possibly to fund his space adventures or maybe just a really, REALLY big dog house. image

Alllllrighty Then! Bezos Dumps Amazon Shares Like a Rhino Giving Birth!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:15
2 minutes to read

Cloudflare gives website owners the power to block AI crawlers by default, potentially reshaping the internet landscape and AI training practices. No more data pilfering! image

ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN! Cloudflare Cracks Down on AI Crawlers: A Pet Detective's Perspective!

Tue 01 July, 2025 10:07
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura reports on the White House's push to ditch digital services taxes in trade talks, leaving countries trembling in their tax brackets! image

ALLLLRIGHTY Then! Trump's Trade Talks Get a Digital Detox (and Ace is on the Case!)

Mon 30 June, 2025 16:32
3 minutes to read