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Ace Ventura investigates the high-stakes nuclear talks between Iran and the United States in Rome, where tension is thicker than a rhino's hide and the fate of the world hangs in the balance! image

Holy Nuclear Talking Points Batman! Will Iran and the US Actually Chill Out?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 07:20
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New Jersey Attorney General slams Discord with a lawsuit alleging they misled parents and kids about safety features. Could this be the next 'Allllllllllrighty Then!' moment for social media? image

Discord in Deep Doo-Doo! Are Your Kids Safe Online?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:24
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Democratic lawmakers are raising concerns about potential corruption and self-dealing in the Trump administration's tariff policies, suspecting favors for friends and insider trading. image

Allllllrighty Then! Is Trump Turning Tariffs Into a Big Fat Payoff?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 11:42
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A federal judge finds probable cause to hold the Trump administration in criminal contempt for ignoring his order barring the deportation of alleged Venezuelan gang members, leading to a legal showdown and a whole lotta 'do not go there'. image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump Admin in Hot Water Over Deportation Debacle!

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:05
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Jim Cramer says CVS and Dollar General are thriving as competitors falter, but Ace Ventura has his own unique take. image

CVS and Dollar General Last Men Standing?! Is This Really Happening?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:49
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Ace Ventura investigates Jim Cramer's Investing Club mailbag, diving into the mysteries of cost basis, cash positions, and dividend strategies. Allllllrighty then! image

Holy Cost Basis Batman Should You REALLY Buy High?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:38
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Rumors swirl around a potential BP takeover, with Shell, Exxon, and Chevron eyeing the British energy giant amidst strategic shifts and investor pressures. image

BP Up For Grabs! Could This Be the Greatest Oil Heist Ever!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 05:19
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Zig Serafin and Rupal Patel reveal the secrets to balancing big dreams with everyday tasks, turning you from a 'loser' into a 'looo-hooo-ser!' (in a good way, of course!) image

Is Your Brain a Beautiful Butterfly or a Big Pile of... You Know!?! Find Out How to Soar!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:05
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Commerce Secretary Lutnick hints that tariff exemptions on electronics may be short-lived, throwing tech companies and consumers into a state of confusion and uncertainty. Alllllrighty then! image

Tariff-ying Times! Trump's Tech Tariff Tango Leaves Us All Speechless! Could This Be the End of Cheap Gadgets?

Sun 13 April, 2025 15:50
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Luigi Mangione's lawyer fights to block the death penalty in the Brian Thompson murder case, claiming due process violations by U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi! Allllrighty Then! image

Holy Testicle Tuesday Will Luigi Mangione Face the Ultimate Penalty?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:23
3 minutes to read