Trump's Immigration Kamehameha: Sending Half a Million Packing!

Kamehame HA! They're Giving Notices?!

Heya! Goku here! You won't believe what I just heard – it's crazier than when Frieza blew up Planet Vegeta! Apparently this guy Trump – not sure if he’s stronger than Cell but he sure is causing a ruckus – is sending out these things called 'termination notices' to like HALF A MILLION people! They were living and working in the US under this special 'CHNV' thing. Sounds like a new technique Piccolo came up with but nope it's just for folks from Cuba Haiti Nicaragua and Venezuela.

Self Deportation...Is That a New Fighting Stance?

So these notices from the Department of Homeland Security are telling people to 'self deport immediately'. Self deport? Is that like when I power up to Super Saiyan and my hair stands on end? Nope sounds more like a trick Frieza would pull! If they agree to leave using some 'Home Mobile App' (Bulma would love that!) they get travel help and a THOUSAND DOLLARS when they get back home! A thousand Zeni?! I could buy so much food!

Supreme Kai os?! The Court's Decision

The Supreme Court – I guess they're like the Supreme Kais of law – said that DHS can make these CHNV folks leave even while they're fighting back in court. This Trump guy revoked a program that started during Biden's time. Sounds like a real clash of titans but where's the fighting?!

Temporary Status: More Like Temporarily Screwed!

Before this Trump also revoked protections for another 350,000 Venezuelan immigrants. They were in the US under something called the 'Temporary Status Program'. Temporary? More like temporary until Trump gets bored! These people were allowed to stay 'cause things were dangerous back home. Guess Trump wants to spice things up a bit!

Farmers vs. Deportations: A Power Struggle!

Here's the kicker! This DHS Assistant Secretary lady Tricia McLaughlin says the Biden administration 'lied to America'. But then Trump goes and says that his own immigration policies are messing up farmers hotels and other businesses! He says they're losing 'very good long term workers'. It's like when I accidentally broke Bulma's time machine – a big mess!

Trump's Grand Plan: More Confusing Than Fusion!

Trump says these 'criminals' are taking jobs but he also feels bad for the farmers who are losing their workers. He even says he's gonna have an 'order' soon to fix it. It's all so confusing! It's like trying to understand what Beerus is thinking! All I know is I'm gonna go train harder just in case this 'immigration' thing turns into a new tournament of power! Gotta be ready for anything right? Later!