Kamehame-HA! Senate's 'Big, Beautiful Bill' is Like Fighting Frieza - It's Complicated!

Kaio what?! A Bill Bigger Than King Kai's Planet!

Heya! It's Goku reporting live from... well I'm not exactly sure where the Senate is but I hear they're cooking up something HUGE! This 'one big beautiful bill' they're talking about is like trying to eat all the food Bulma makes in one sitting – practically impossible! They've been sparring over it for weeks like me and Vegeta arguing about who's stronger (it's me obviously!) and now they're trying to get it done before some holiday thingy in July. Sheesh talk about cutting it close kinda like when I barely made it in time to beat Kid Buu!

Debt Ceiling: It's Over 5 Trillion!

So these 'fiscal hawk' guys are squawking about a $5 trillion debt thingy. Five TRILLION! That's more than the number of times I've powered up to Super Saiyan! Some of these Senate Republicans are grumbling like Vegeta when I get all the credit. Apparently this 'John Thune' guy is trying to wrangle everyone but it sounds like he's got about as much chance of succeeding as Yamcha does against a Saibaman! He wants to bring it to a vote but isn't sure he can get the votes. Sounds like a close fight!

Trump's Promises: Making America Great Again... Again!

This bill's got a bunch of stuff Trump promised like keeping those tax cuts from a few years ago. You know lower taxes bigger deductions... it's like getting a senzu bean that also gives you a power boost! But here's the kicker: some of these tax breaks are only sticking around for a little while from 2025 to 2028. That's like a Super Saiyan transformation that wears off after a few minutes! I heard these fancy number crunchers say the rich folks benefit most though. That's not very fair is it? Seems a little like when Frieza tried to cheat during our fight!

'Revenge Tax' Gets the Spirit Bomb!

There was this 'revenge tax' thingy that Wall Street was sweating over. Apparently it was meant to punish countries that were being mean to America with their taxes. But then they decided to scrap it! The Secretary of the Treasury said he'd work with some other countries to protect American interests. Sounds like a good plan to me – working together is always better than fighting alone right? Kind of like when I teamed up with Vegeta to take down Buu although I did most of the heavy lifting!

SALT Deduction: More Confusing Than Fusion!

They're also messing with this 'SALT' thing which is some kind of limit on how much you can deduct for state and local taxes. It was capped at $10,000 but they might raise it to $40,000. But then it goes back down! It's more confusing than trying to explain fusion to Krillin! Some clever folks found a way around the limit and apparently the Senate's letting them keep doing it. One smart lady even said it was nonsensical!

Medicaid Cuts: Not Very Heroic!

Now here's the part I don't like. They're talking about cutting Medicaid which helps poor and disabled folks get health insurance. That's not very heroic is it? They even want people to work 80 hours a month to get it! That's almost as much as I train! Seriously these guys need a good talking to! And get this they raised deduction expenses for whale hunting? Seriously? Why not focus on clean energy? It's like they're purposely making it hard for people! Even Beerus would agree that's a bad move!