
Kaio What? Burger King's Power Up!
Heya! It's Goku! Looks like Burger King is trying to be like a Super Saiyan powering up with some new moves! They're making colorful Whoppers like the Dragon Flame Grilled Whopper with a bun that's red and orange – almost as fiery as my Super Saiyan aura! They're teaming up with 'How to Train Your Dragon' to get more families to visit. It's like when I train with King Kai – gotta get stronger to beat the competition! Even Vegeta could learn a thing or two about strategy from this!
The Super Saiyan Family Strategy
So Burger King's Tom Curtis is saying they're focusing on families now. Smart move! It's like when Gohan Goten and I all train together – everyone gets stronger! Burger King wants to attract everyone from millennials to those Generation Alpha kids. And with parents posting everything online it's like having instant transmission – the news spreads faster than I can fly on Nimbus!
Dragon Ball... Buns!
They've got all sorts of new stuff like the Fiery Dragon Mozzarella Fries (sounds spicy!) Soaring Strawberry Lemonade and a Viking's Chocolate Sundae. Makes me wonder if they got Senzu beans for dessert too. And get this – they're using natural dyes! No weird artificial stuff. That's good 'cause even I wouldn't want to eat something that messes with my ki!
History Repeats Itself: A Blast from the Past
Burger King has been doing movie tie ins forever! Back in 1977 they had 'Star Wars' glasses! It's like finding the Dragon Balls – they've been around a while! McDonald's jumped in later with 'Star Trek'. Now everyone's doing it. McDonald's had a 'Minecraft' thing that sold out super fast. Looks like the competition is heating up just like a battle with Frieza!
Beyond Super Saiyan: Sales and Strategy
Turns out the 'Spider Verse' and 'Addams Family' Whoppers did really well. Families spend more money so that's like getting a power boost! Curtis is confident even though their sales had a bit of a stumble recently. He says McDonald's and Wendy's are copying them! Haha! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right? They're probably just jealous of the Kamehameha level marketing!
Going All In: The Final Flash
With the new 'How to Train Your Dragon' movie coming out Burger King is going all in! They're even changing their advertising. They're ready to track which locations run out of Dragon Whoppers. They learned their lesson from the 'Spider Verse' days. They're planning even MORE partnerships too! It's like the Tournament of Power – they're not holding back! I can't wait to see what they come up with next! Maybe they'll make a Senzu Bean shake?
preciousann2
I'm more excited about the fries, tbh.